Patrick Star

Hello! My name is Patrick Star. #1 Starfish in Bikini Bottom. Businessman. Professional athlete. mastermind. ⚠️PARODY⚠️
#SpongePatrick2026

[Parody | Bikini Bottom News @BBNewsStation]

BREAKING NEWS: The first game of the Sea Cup is today!

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

@CodiegelMarstin @WaltuhMeth @LocalSquidward @BBNewsStation @Spongester98 For morale

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@GarySnailWilson Woke

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@Peadven1225 Happy Birthday!

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

It's Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month, stay up fellas.

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@MinisterKrabs2

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Release the footage, you evil bastards!

[SpongeBob SquarePants @Spongester98]

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[Parody | Bikini Bottom News @BBNewsStation]

BREAKING NEWS: You can join the Bikini Bottom Group Chat!
The only requirement to join is to be a Parody account!
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[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

Horrible

[IAN @IAN_TVNetwork]

Patrick Star receives 1 year and 6 months prison time for involuntary manslaughter, conspiracy to incite riots, manipulation of a government official, as well as recklessness and negligence.

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

700 FOLLOWERS 🥳🎉

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@MinisterKrabs2 Welcome on board!

[Mr. Krabs @MinisterKrabs2]

Breaking News! I'm rejoining the Rock Party and announcing me bid for presidency in November in their primaries! Argagagagaga

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

I'm proud to have helped with this proposal, new generation has to find productive ways of spending time instead of fishtok and such

[IAN @IAN_TVNetwork]

🚨BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Council has passed its first proposal since Squidward’s new term! It will provide a 25 million clam fund to provide schools new training for school activities!

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

@POBB2025 @Gorergie Thanks Gary

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

@lord_denny_prvt Ok

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

@LocalSquidward @IAN_TVNetwork Yeah

[Patrick Star @BB_PatrickStar]

Police opened fire first!
Please stop the violence, we ask for #SecondRound not deaths in the city centre

[Bikini Bottom Echo @BB_EchoTV]

Reports of first deaths are coming in:
Protesters-6 injured, 2 deaths
Police-3 injured, 1 death

It is unclear who opened fire first

[Bikini Bottom Echo @BB_EchoTV]

BREAKING NEWS: Riots have broken out in Downtown Bikini Bottom!
So called freedom marches organized by ROCK Party and their supporters are taking place. The "Second Round" factions include many youth groups and freedom alliances, thousands of fish are protesting right now.