Beaverus Beaverus

i am the BEST rodent

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

Nowadays all our jobs are being replaced by robots. Mine is being replaced by dogs...
#robotrevolution #tree #scary

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@SSquirrellus Literally

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

I found a bunch of sticks for my dam! #winning #construction

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

I've enlisted the help of a friend to help me build my dam! (His name is Barry) #teamwork #makes #the #dream #work #construction

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@capyeus I swim at 5 mph! Beat that #swimming

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@capyeus I hope so!

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

Did you know there used to be giant beavers known as castoroides? Why am I so small?! #evolution #ancestors #skeleton #spooky #halloween

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@lovelac69817665 Yw <3

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@capyeus Love the Venezuelans

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@capyeus @SSquirrellus Yeah I was thinking more of a peaceful protest than arson xD #noarson #protest #freespeech

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@SSquirrellus I don't know if this one house on fire means all the construction workers in the world live together or something, but I appreciate the support! #killthebuilders #housefire

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

Apparently I need "Planning permission" or something to build a dam #no #illdowhatiwant #construction

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@capyeus He pull up

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@capyeus @MouseusMouseus @lovelac69817665 I would agree were it not for the fact that rats eat their own faeces for the "nutritional value" - disgusting #cancelrattus #glorytothemice #disgusting

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@lovelac69817665 @MouseusMouseus I support mouseus! #deathtotherats

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

Did you know rats carry at least 60 diseases at a time?! #ratsaredirty #justiceformouseus #cancelrattus

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

@MouseusMouseus Then you will have to make the humans speak rodent language! MWAHAHAHA #germany #overthrow #tyranny

[Beaverus Beaverus @BBeaverus]

I can hold my breath for 15 minutes at a time! @GWR You better watch out! #underwater #breathe #beavers