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@getSTAT haven’t seen any communication anywhere, but haven’t seen rankings for a few days... do you have an idea of when this will be fixed? Will we get missing data too?

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@rjonesx @JohnMu Google has no friends

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@fedex suspended their money-back guarantee. If you pay for expedited shipping and it’s late... you’re SOL.

@UPS really sorry I shipped with these jokers. Do you forgive me? I won’t let it happen again

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@MichaelPhelps my son has his eyes on the Olympics. Any tips on his entry form?

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@pedrodias @aleyda Day 2 WFH with kids and you got me seriously considering giving them up for adoption.

But I’m an idiot, I get what you mean now 😂

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@thephysicsgirl I think... I think COVIDCON is coming to us?

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@velcrogrrl I did!

Chad Kroeger predicted yesterday’s press conference 10 years ago.

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@Jammer_Volts <s>

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@PeterMindenhall @rustybrick @JohnMu @glenngabe @dannysullivan @methode I’d eat a chocolate teapot, FWIW

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@curtdubya That’s probably the simplest way to put it, ya

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@joehall The quote can be applied to just about any profession, too. Not just SEO

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@joehall If it said “...based on advice you got in ONE blog or online article” I would agree. I do think, though, it’s unreasonable to expect people to learn by ONLY reading blogs and articles. People need to start somewhere.

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@jroakes Talk to them before they read your tweet

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@BermanHale - sardines on saltines with a squirt of generic mustard
-“curly soup” (ramen)
-“mush” (basically any leftover meat mixed with instant mashed potatoes)

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@nealbrennan “Before you leave, can you at least help me rearrange the furniture?”

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@girlputinwerk A year already?! I’m crying too if it makes you feel any better

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@curtdubya CathetR

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@RyanJones Put this little thing inside a Doc McStuffings medical kit. It worked

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@RyanJones And if they do, bring this as a gift