Lagarto Rodriguez

Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of no drugs. No DMs unless they're pictures of your chimis. Follow me for social commentary and dick jokes.
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#PraiseBob

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I'm going to make a prediction. When Bobby announces his causes of autism next month it will involve cell phones/wifi/5G.

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@luiscalleo The Shaggs

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I'm so tired of looking at this mieskeit

[The Free Press @TheFP]

"Even when I was too sick to stand, drink water, or think straight, I thought to myself, ‘at least you might lose some weight.’"

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@TheExtremeMusi1 The Carpenters

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@AngelaBelcamino A cerebral cortex.

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@KatieMiller @GuntherEagleman Jawohl Frau Miller, like the Kehlsteinhaus in Bavaria.

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@GuntherEagleman That's because he flies down to Mar a Lago every week.

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@lilsaltysweet

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@GeraldoRivera How gullible are you Gerdildo? Oh right, you thought there was actually something in "Al Capone's Vault"

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@amandacarpenter Hey, I'm sure they thought of that. I mean, they're not stupid, right?

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@ufc @cryptocom @RamTrucks

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@igchampcom Borracho

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@reaganreese_ How can you look inside when the goddamn thing is outside?

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@hanaamurakami @SarahGallons *plobrem

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@benshapiro You punching a speed bag

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@HapistRitler Is a bear catholic?

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@txsinatrafan Now if they could find a way to replace those other two geezers they may have something.

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@HapistRitler The fact that his ass and gut actually giggle when he runs is entertaining.

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@PlantRobinson Well, you're the opposite of all that so fuck him.

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@Matt5Tan @ChaosTV If I had teeth like that guy I'd be angry too. I'd have started in on his teeth.
"What, did your whiskey tango parents spend all their money on slots at the Indian casino so they couldn't afford to get you braces?"