Bob Keaton

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

14 members of Jim Harbaugh's Michigan staff were either arrested (6), banned for cheating (5), fired for sex crimes (2), or forced to resign for endorsing slavery (1).

Leader of men.

#GoBlue 〽️

[Maverick @maverick_bet]

There’s honestly no way in hell a Michigan fan can genuinely believe the cheating didn’t help them 😂

These mofos sucked damn near my entire life, then all of a sudden they’re elite for a couple years… and boom, right back to complete ASS.

Come on man 😂

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Cooper Ingle has a bright future for the Guards but you gotta send him down to Little League for a game after this one.

1 game suspension back to 9u baseball

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Regardless of your preference in this evening's Super Bowl Halftime Shows, I'm glad every single person reading this can 100% agree that THIS was the greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show of all time:

[MILO @Nero]

Where’s Tonya Harding when you need her?

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

BUILD THE JOSE RAMIREZ STATUE

[Bob Keaton @BButkus51]

@stoolpresidente *

[Bob Keaton @BButkus51]

@TeamHendrick @KyleLarsonRacin @Hendrick5Team @HendrickCars @TeamHendrick Where can I get this hat?!?

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

On this very day, August 5th, two years ago….

“DOWN GOES ANDERSON!”
“DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!”

[Daryl Ruiter @RuiterWrongFAN]

From President Trump this morning as he calls for the reinstatement of Indians as Cleveland’s baseball team name. Coming up at 11:40 on @923TheFan

[Chase Brown @chaseabrown__]

Ohio State fan Denny Hamlin celebrates his win in Michigan with an O-H-I-O 👀

[Bob Keaton @BButkus51]

@unusual_whales Pretty happy so far!

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion when it was worth half that

He cut 80% of the workforce that was not doing anything useful, unwavering against angry cries.

He used the data to create xAI, which is now valued at $75 billion.

X is now sustainably profitable for the first time, raising money recently at a $44 billion valuation — but this time it’s actually worth that, and has a 25% stake in xAI.

Through his acquisition, he unseated the President of the United States of America.

He changed the lives of X creators by introducing revenue share.

Everyone laughed at him, mocked him, and attacked him for this acquisition. Look how it’s turned out so far.

Now he wants to apply this formula to the federal government, and you fucking idiots want to murder him?

You want to kill America’s leading clean energy and technology company?

You prefer the status quo of multi trillion dollar deficits? You prefer spending more on INTEREST on the national debt than we do on national defense?

You realize that the federal government ran fine in the past without multi trillion dollar deficits right? We used to actually have a budget surplus.

How did something Democrats used to support under Obama and Clinton turn into something that makes Democrats want to start a terror campaign?

Jesus Christ, how fucking stupid are we as a country?

This is why we can’t have nice things.

God bless the DOGE team for trying to do what’s right for our children and grandchildren in the face of so much hatred.

[Bob Keaton @BButkus51]

Watching Mecum and missing John Kraman. #mecum

[Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff]

Trick Trick loses his sh*t! sh*t!

Detroit rap legend accepting zero lessons on trans ideology.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

This man answered for all of us. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“How did you feel when Trump won?”

[B1G_Ryan @B1G_Ryan]

Neyland North was never the same after this

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

I had high hopes for the second Trump administration. It is already exceeding my wildest expectations.

[Clabel @Clabel_]

Retweet if you think the NASCAR Playoffs should be abolished.

#NASCARPlayoffs