B.C. Monteiro

(Português-BR/English)
Amateur writer. Dragons are cool.

I write short fiction pieces, stuff about cardgames and game reviews. Feel free to DM for requests.

[Murgoten @murgoten]

Mathilde struggling in those German heatwaves ☀️🔥

[B.C. Monteiro @BCMonteiro1]

@Velleity_Art Fuck yeah, congrats king. Go get that bag

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@Velleity_Art POV: Your field is about to get g-checked for a fat OTK

Amazing stuff mate, is the commission from here?

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@MieruHochun Don't fear the cringe, ever.

Also yes especially if it's a pokemon from a different region. The Unova kids aren't ready to be told to Machoke on deez

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@Velleity_Art The french gave us the best versions of a fantasy super powerful Barbarian in Wakfu wtf us that take

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I...But....Shit, yeah this is 100% true

[BasedBinkie @basedbinkie]

A foolproof way to get latinos your bidding:
You must preface every request with Goku

“Goku would do […]”
“Goku wouldn’t do […]”

Example:
“Goku would eat spinach to get stronger”
“Goku wouldn’t give up”

[B.C. Monteiro @BCMonteiro1]

@MieruHochun You may need to stop cooking for a bit

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Roughly ~4 hours until sparking zero's available for me

I have to get work done, but the wait feels heavy...

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@Velleity_Art The way you drew her face makes me think a little of classic SMT character design, it's very unique. Love it

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@Velleity_Art We have never been so back

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I lived, bitches

Sparking Zero came out and the day after brazil is back, let it be known, nobody can contain the power of latin americans when anything dragon ball happens

[Jake Mounsey VA @Jaxek15]

welcome back @BCMonteiro1

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Been hearing since yesterday Twitter is getting cut off from Brazil, YET I'M STILL HERE

COME OOOOON, FINISH IT! JUST HIT ME!

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@Velleity_Art Bro has that aura. "Is this all the power you have?" While looking up at some sort of 30m tall demon

[Velleity Art @Velleity_Art]

gotta lock in ❌
Now i'm motivated ✅

[B.C. Monteiro @BCMonteiro1]

@Velleity_Art "I need more power!" STRONG AURA

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Beat SMTV:V, still have some stuff to finish but here's the takeaway

Artemis is THE GOAT

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@Velleity_Art I remember being obsessed with trying to make pitch black power stone work way back in duel links when I played spell counters. Great times, interesting card, should have an entire backrow series featuring it

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@Velleity_Art My brother, resist the edge, there's only suffering for HERO players

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Wondering what type of tarnished it'd take to go through almost all of Elden Ring's plot and get rid of the dung eater, only to drop the final stretch and open a seafood restaurant like black bogart. Most painful death in the game tbh