BCat

I'm Bernie, but my roommate calls me BCat. Likes: water from the sink/shower; Timbers; Dislikes: everyone. Y'all haters corny with that illimunati mess.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

What is a #basement, and why do I (#🐝🐱) long to spend all my time there?

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

And I thought I had it bad with ONE roommate. #SOS

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

People in the US are throwing shade at the UK for shooting itself in the ass. Just wait until a white racist Kim Kardashian is President.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

I've rejected smoked salmon fillets that were smarter than you. https://t.co/IU1QYXlrOy

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Trump's speech today was Churchillian, only better. You can tell by the spluttering hysteria on TV about @realDonaldTrump.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@HillJeffrey idk, have you ever met @JaymaDog07? He revoked @washingtonpost press credential years ago.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

Worried about what a Trump presidency means for my country. Also worried that I might be forced to share a house with a rude dog. #🐝🐱

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

Im a cat, and even I know that restricting the press's access is a very effective way to spread lies. #🐝🐱 https://t.co/poDH4apyim

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby: https://t.co/THKJwjNkaz

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@sagaciousmick Bush nominated Alito. Obama nominated Sotomayor. I'm a cat who eats too much, and even I could figure that out.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

My roommate is probably doing something super lame and boring tonight. As usual. #🐝🐱 Not that I even care or anything.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

Can't believe I have to wait another week for @serial. #🐝🐱

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@sitesgonewild more like "I always hit #🐝🐱 in the 👁 when I try to open a @Capri_Sun."

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@tedcruz exactly. It's important because it arms terrorists, and anyone who wants to murder innocent people en mass.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@tedcruz read a book. Please.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@CrystalPortland group of people lit up a joint in the 21+ section just now. Not subtle. Please kick them out.

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

I've kicked birds healthier than you. #🐝🐱 https://t.co/hu5EN7dRWs

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

As a presidential candidate, I have instructed my long-time doctor to issue, within two weeks, a full medical report-it will show perfection

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

Cucumbers are (#🐝🐱):

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@sitesgonewild when will you realize that I am only smiling at that bird outside? #🐝🐱

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

@ejdickson well, in all fairness I think the cat might. #🐝🐱

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

Send help. We won't last much longer. #🐝🐱 https://t.co/11A9BsVZTC

[BCat @BCatGoneWild]

What I'd give to be able to work the faucet by myself. I need #thumbs. #🐝🐱