BrittanieCharmintine

Loves: tiaras, true love & sparkly eyeshadow. Hates: goat cheese 🧜‍♀️🧛‍♂️❤️

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

The Wattpad splash hit MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM is now part of Wattpad Paid Stories. I'm so excited!

Link: https://t.co/myM6CbRt1B

Anyone who buys a copy is my new best friend. Yes, I'm not above barefaced bribery! #wattpadpaidstories #upstarts @wattpad #mermaid

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

@debragoelz @AvaViolet17 @AvaViolet17 and I have spoken, and we're forming the International Society of Pen Names. We're seeking better working conditions and status as disembodied humans.

If corporations are considered people with rights, so should we!

You'll be hearing from our lawyer!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

Dear @debragoelz,

While I agree that @AvaViolet17 is very wise & stuff, I disagree about my head! After almost 10 years together you still don't know my correct tiara size?

Unacceptable!

If you want to buy back my love, I'll need a diamond-encrusted size SMALL tiara ASAP!

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

One of the smartest people I know, @AvaViolet17, deems Brittanie Charmintine 'brilliant.'

Brittanie already has a big head, so no one tell her, okay?

Instead, head on over to Wattpad and read IT ISN'T EASY BEING QUEEN, which I just marked complete!

https://t.co/0m5pH49FV4

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

@debragoelz Why do I think this is judgmental?

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

I'm always prepared for mirth!

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

Prepare for mirth!

Yes, it's Comedy Day here at Writers Connect, and I am honored to serve on a panel with fellow authors who bring laughter into the world.

See you at https://t.co/21zpLamGF2!

@iamrodneyvsmith

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

THE BEST NEWS!

Thank you, @wattpad!!!!!!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

So excited for another installment of the Spirit Seeker series!

[amberkbryant.bsky.social @amberkbryant]

BLOOD PHOENIX, Book Three of the Sprit Seeker series, is now available! Help make my launch day a success by ordering your copy and by sharing this post. THANKS A MILLION! #writingcommunity #booklaunch #bookrelease #urbanfantasy #psychic #paranormal https://t.co/ZnvyTQar84

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

This is amazing! Go @wattpad!!!!!

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

HUGE NEWS!

@Wattpad has really stepped up as a sponsor! They want as many writers as possible to take advantage of @WritersConnX so the whole conference is now FREE!

We will refund tickets already purchased

To claim your ticket go to https://t.co/21zpLamGF2

See you Nov 5 & 6!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

How you manage to lose a princess is beyond me. Some people just have talent!

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

New chapter of PRINCE CHARMING MUST DIE now ready for your reading entertainment!

The kitchen staff seems to have misplaced an entire princess, which could be bad for international relations with the Kingdom of Gravenstein! 🍎

https://t.co/AwtDvfXMtj

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

@debragoelz @ravendraptl8 @iamrodneyvsmith Well, now you do. So maybe you can give me more credit in the future! You'd be nothing without me!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

Dear @iamrodneyvsmith,

Please fix this graphic and put Brittanie on top!

Thank you.

Yours truly,

Brittanie

[Rodney V. Smith @iamrodneyvsmith]

Another chat! This time with @debragoelz aka @BCharmintine about the rerelease of the 12.5 Million Reads novel MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM and how to be awesome on @wattpad #upstarts premieres at 12PM EST today https://t.co/vRPsR00kVu

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

@debragoelz @ravendraptl8 @iamrodneyvsmith Just because I'm not real, doesn't mean I don't feel!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

Very true.

He must die, the lying, cheating bedswerver! Check out Rodney's reading on YouTube and then head over to Wattpad and read the rest!

https://t.co/cygwEhdXZH

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

He must!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

Who doesn't love to laugh?

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

Hailing all curmudgeons and people who like to laugh. Check out my super short story - "The All New and Improved Ending to A Christmas Carol" #wattpad https://t.co/MXRLdz46GJ

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

I've never seen a Kickstarter with better giveaways! I'm getting a crown! But look at these beauties!

Any amount you can contribute is appreciated.

Oceans of thanks!

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

Zooming with Tamara! Yes, please. Grab a cup of murder, I mean coffee, and join in!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

Raises hand!!!

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

Who'd like to win $10,000 to turn their story into a podcast?

If so, check out Audible's profile on @wattpad - https://t.co/vjMxYoxbKp

And if you haven't yet listened to the "Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them" Audible audiobook, you should! Link: https://t.co/UL7AAEahOe

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

Guess the right answer for the chance to win 50 Chapters diamonds!!!

#ChaptersChristmas #ChaptersGame

[Debra Goelz @debragoelz]

It's a Christmas Miracle!

Guess the right answer for a chance to win 50 diamonds!
There will be 2 winners!

*Game will be available until December 07 11:59 PM PST
*Entries after this time will not be valid*

#ChaptersChristmas and #ChaptersGame

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

@ravendraptl8 @4thpowermama Oh my gosh!!!

[BrittanieCharmintine @BCharmintine]

@PenumbraMine @singularityspnt Great premise!