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@wendlingere49 Five million quid, according to Nigel Farage.

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@LeeHurstComic That tweet is probably funnier that any joke you've ever told.

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@ZiaYusufUK 0.03% more than have ever voted for you.

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@MAGAVoice Why did Christ allow the earthquake in the first place? He must be a cunt.

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@BritishBastardX "Defender of the Faith" was a title conferred on Henry VIII by Pope Leo in 1521; it was never intended to be hereditary, and ceased to have any meaning when Henry VIII rejected the authority of Rome and made himself head of the church in England.

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@donmcgowan He had a political career?

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@little_brexit Can you do one for how long Farage has spent in Clacton too? You could also add how many MP's surgeries he's held there.

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@SkewSmug @Bazza315 Did she steal Suella Braverman's chin?

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@EdwardPuen50245 @benonwine Charles I couldn't save himself.

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@UKFREEDOMUNITE We don't want the demented paedophile felon here

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@ThePosieParker Flemish/Huguenot weavers, Irish navvies and textile workers, you might try reading some history books.

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@kirawontmiss I can get free refills in 'Spoons. And I doubt have to show my ID to get a beer either.

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@Those3Amigos @ReformedMedia_ On the plus side, they'd probably be able to count to more than 20 if they did.

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@myhiddenvalue Isn't it compulsory in some US States? (and Norfolk...)

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@AHAY172817 @nicksortor By "deceptive regime" you're referring to the USA, right?

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@stev1ewrightfan How many bottles of milk does £5 million buy?

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@Nigel_Farage The only way you'd have any idea of where the Chagos Islands are would be if Trump had a map of them tattooed on his arse.

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@PfPopulist Did Trump piss on the Russian hookers or did they piss on him? Or was it a bit of both?

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@RH2881731258619 @ArchRose90 The commie who served as a junior Minister under Winston Churchill? More to the point, who would want a picture of Nigel Lawson on their wall? Now if it was Nigella....

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@JamesCr63469497 @NormanBrennan Right-wing terrorists have been jailed for possessing the same manual.