Bhav91

Kings of Procrastination
There isn't a single soul better at it than i am ;)
#imadouche

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Only 369 days to Christmas

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Santa has got the sack.

[Mesut Özil @M10]

Happy Diwali to my Indian followers 🎊✨
Take care, stay healthy, especially in times like these 🙏🏼🇮🇳
#Diwali2020

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

In a career full of badass mic drop moments, this is my pick for the badassiest, mic droppiest of them all. Dude might as well have had pixellated sunglasses & the "Thug Life" text walking around with him at all times. 🙏🏾

[Bhav91 @BChothani]

this mofo must have been thrown to the ground to have lost this many braincells

[Bhav91 @BChothani]

i thought bojo was bad..then i watched specimen

[Des Kelly @TheDesKelly]

The man becomes more of an embarrassment each and every day.
#sulk #bigbaby

[Retiab Egar 🍽️ @pnh207]

Bro if I see a snake I’m doing 10 toes not examining its batty crease 😦

[noo noo @nannynoonoo1]

@jetairways Ive been trying to contact you since 0900 PLEASE could you. Be polite enough to respond to me been on hold listening to your taped recording for 2 hours 2 mins now still holding still listening

[Bhav91 @BChothani]

imma set my profile to public so everyone knows what a joke you are. unless you want to be fucked around like a rag doll i would avoid @jetairways at ALL COST. they are nothing but hassle and useless

[Bhav91 @BChothani]

@jetairways i have come away to enjoy my holiday, i havent come to be messed around. how are you going to offer me an alternate flight after cancelling the original and cancel that flight within 24 hours absolute joke

[Bhav91 @BChothani]

@jetairways is an absolute joke. on 3 separate occasion my flights been. absolutely useless I'm not surprised they are about to go bust anytime now. a blocked sewage pipe runs better than this company #JetAirways #useless #pissedoff #HowAmIGettingHome

[Football Daily @footballdaily]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's reaction to Liverpool being title contenders will never get old 😂

[Bhav91 @BChothani]

My entire childhood has been ruined by one tweet

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.

[brad smith @bradsmith_94]

Thanks for the memories Stan lee rest in peace 💚 #Excelsior

[Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua]

A little word on the @BronzeBomber fight. Ready & waiting for the offer 👉🏾 https://t.co/9dt7N5MwaS

[Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua]

& @Tyson_Fury get fit you fat fuck

[Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua]

.@joeboxerparker Sips tea, continues to read tweets & refreshes email.. Still No Offer

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Pogba when Matic arrives.