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An Account Made To Clown on Bob Nightengale; Notorious For Spreading Misinformation, Making Dim-Witted Tweets, and Hilarious Typos. #Cuns #Brabes #ockies #Astos

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Pinning this tweet so my three compilation threads can be found easily. Enjoy!

2021 in review: https://t.co/HzKAXg1ncb

2020 in review: https://t.co/9zyC0gLNHK

2010-2019 in review:

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As the decade comes to a close, I have compiled some of Old Man Bob’s biggest fails/typos/jinxes/curses over the past ten years.

Presented to You is Bob Nightenfail’s Top 15 Highlights (lowlights?) of the Decade: a Thread

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Bold move by Arizona to give up 4 home runs to their own player

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The Arizona Diamondbacks become only the 2nd team in history to give up 4 HRs to a single player (Eugenio Suarez) and lose.
The other was Atlanta in 1986 when Bob Horner hit 4 HRs.

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RIP @Padres

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The Chicago Cubs have now outscored the opposition by a whopping 41 runs this season, nearly twice as much as any team in baseball after bludgeoning the Dodgers 16-0.
No one else has outscored their opponents by more than 22 runs.

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Tweet so good Bob makes it three times

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Another chilly cool night for the Cubs and Athletics with ace Luis Severino taking the mound for the A’s

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Hoerner being interviewed from a roller coaster, apparently

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Cubs 2B Nico Hoerner, who’s from Oakland, emotionally talks about missing Oakland calling it a sad day and saying,
‘I wish we weee playing in Oakland.’

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Awful news: Bryce Miller, the talented and sharp-witted columnist for the San Diego Union-Tribune, has passed away at the age of 56 from bladder cancer.

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The Dodgers have been sold.

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The Dodgers are going with Ben Casparius as their owner tonight in Game 4.

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Wasn’t even the final score

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The Dodgers leave the Mets grimacing, 9-0.

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Known Mets catcher Wilson Alvarez

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Mets catcher Wilson Alvarez has left 5 runners on base in his first 2 at-bats, or this game could really be ugly.
Still, Mets 6, Dodgers 0.

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Boob is impressively always wrong

Mets can still pass Atlanta even if they win

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Atlanta: 88-71
New York: 87-72
Arizona: 88-73.
Atlanta clinches the No. 5 seed with a victory Sunday, earning a trip to San Diego for the wild card series.

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NEITHER TEAM HAS CLINCHED YET BTW

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RIP Minnesota Twins’ 2024 season.
The Detroit Tigers and Kansas City Royals are going to the playoffs!

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“Today and Wednesday”

Check the date boob

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Scheduling logistics nightmare:
The New York Mets games in Atlanta have been postponed today and Wednesday, meaning a potential doubleheader on Monday.
It's hard to envision that at least one of the games won't have a bearing on the NL wild-card playoff race.
The postseason Wild Card Series begins Tuesday.

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Mets and Braves in the NL West wild card race

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The relentless NL West wild card race:
The Padres win again
The Diamondbacks win again
The Mets win again
Atlanta wins again.

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How he manages to be so consistently wrong is mind blowing

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Craig Counsell is expected to decide today whether he will stay in Milwaukee or go to New York

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Known diamondback Starling Marte

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He doesn’t want sports

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Arizona Diamondbacks Game 3 starter Brandon Pfaadt, when asked if he watched the World Series in the past, ‘I don’t want sports, honestly.’
But he concedes this is his first year playing fantasy football.

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@nickfilaa What’s up

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@nickfilaa I hate you

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@BNightengale

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Blue Jays didn’t even play 3 games

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Rough postseason for the AL East
Toronto Blue Jays: 0-3
Tampa Bay Rays: 0-2
Baltimore Orioles: 0-3