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[archie @ArchieMcW]

england trying to leave camp

[Thomas @Eorlhelm]

Well, sir, on first sighting the sun, I naturally poured a pint; that's my style, sir

[Corwin @ilovetzd]

>I have been added to the kill list

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Happy 20 minute anniversary to all who celebrate

[jimbo @jimbo_pfc]

CHEER UP HARWOOOODDDD BELLIS,
OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN,
TO A,
SAD SCUMMER CHEATING SLIMEY GREASY HAIRED LOOK IN YOUR BINOCULARS AGAIN AT AIDY MORRIS BECAUSE YOURE NOT GOING TO THE PLAYOFF FINAL OR PREM ANYMORE CUNT BASTARD
AND A,
SHIT (cheating) FOOTBALL TEAMMMM

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

RELOAD.

#Boro | #UTB | #SaintsFC

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

great job speaking sir

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Me in front of the panel of ten year olds after my Kids Court-appointed translator makes it clear my defence isn’t going down well

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Ayatollah, please bomb the course sellers and crypto scammers in Dubai. Please Ayatollah I’m asking you.

[kite 🇵🇹 🇯🇵 🇰🇷 @fwkites]

Lecture at 6:30 pm yeah bro #skipped

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"i love winter because of christmas"
january-february:

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

There are Kojima characters everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

citizen! at the rally you did not speak the standard greeting of “a-bosh!” but used the forbidden “baaaaaaaash” indicating support for proscribed guerrilla fighter big john you are now under arrest

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

An attack on one is an attack on all. Shoot him down.