Brian Crossmon

Life's a garden, dig it.

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

My girlfriend’s idea of a musical vs. my idea of a musical

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Anyone else excited for the halftime show at Super Bowl 54?

[Barstool Football @StoolFootball]

“Spikes, I’m gonna take his soul”

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Ever since the Press moved upstairs they play the whitest music 🤦‍♂️

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

Being able to have 32 people on FaceTime is cool and all but when can we leave a FaceTime voicemail?

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

Does anyone remember bionicles?

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

@SAMUELmaunu16 Wasn’t me assholes

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

SKOL

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Since the age of 11 until now I’ve heard so much trash for being a fan of two teams that have never won a Super Bowl, and now everyone calls me a bandwagon or a fanboy but I don’t care because one of them are going to the Super Bowl! #SKOL #flyeaglesfly

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Life sucks, but I got that new @therealjuicyj on repeat so we good #RubbaBandBusiness

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@Livelikebailey Some days you make the liquor and some days the liquor makes you.

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

I wish I was 11 again. All I stressed about back then was my Yu-Gi-Oh deck and having big tits.

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

I joined Delta Sig because of the brotherhood and the culture.

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

There is nothing good about a flat ass. I would know because I got a chicken nugget butt

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@AdenBoshy You're dumb

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

Yo Jesus, ummm I heard you were supposed to rise again. Could you do that soon because we need you!

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

Anybody else wonder who was the smartass to invent time?

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Happy birthday to my gurrrrrl @marbroten I'm so thankful for our long talks and you always cheering me up! Hope your day is filled with joy!

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

@mannypanduh Hell yeah!

[Brian Crossmon @BCrossmon]

@marbroten Thanks Mars!! You da best!