Burk Curbstreet

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@CFPMitchConnor Coach letting his boys have some fun at the end of a disappointing season, Miami* faithful understand

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

CHECK THE BET SLIP 🎰

The L streak continues 👎🏼 and Miami* drops another game falling to 4-6 🫨

SO (RS) QB Thomas Gotkowski is currently being investigated for “illegal sports wagering” after a AWFUL performance once again 😳

One thing is for sure, HC Mangino has definitely lost the locker room 😓

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

@CFPMitchConnor @CFPMcCafe @CFPRuralMeyer @CoachKooChi @CoachHangfire @CrankdatHogArSt This is rage bait

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

ONE OF THE COACHES OF ALL TIME 👀

Tom Frankowitz (48-75) is BACK ‼️ this time leading his alma mater the OSU Cowboys 🤠

Commissioner Russell addressed Frankowitz’s usage of a previously unavailable team 🎙️

“My guy has 2 winning seasons in 10 years. It was getting embarrassing.”

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Coming down from high ranking officials, we have the SFXOD power rankings. I want to be clear that I did NOT have a vote in the rankings and vehemently disagree with Miami*’s rating. Mangino has lots to prove hosting #2 Texas next week

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@CFPMitchConnor @CoachHangfire Game of the year candidate????

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@CFPMitchConnor Gotta spend $ to make $

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@CFPMitchConnor @CrankdatHogArSt Curious Mitch- with the score being ran up at the end of the game, how do you see the outlook for the remainder of the season? Bad karma being built up??

[Sergeant Hangfire @CoachHangfire]

“Your task is not an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped, and battle hardened. He will fight savagely”

The future of the program depends on victory today.

“Let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking”

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

CSU WITH ZERO COMPOSURE 🥶

Minnesota snaps the Rams 3 game win streak with a DOMINANT defensive showcase 👊🏼

HC Chadd Sucks had little to say after the disappointing performance from his offense ��

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

Mitch Connor changed my life for the better- Thanks Mitch!

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

CFB 27 DYNASTY WEAR AND TEAR TIP

You can use your dynasty points to purchase short-term reductions to Wear and Tear, Injury Chance, and Season Health 👨🏻‍⚕️‼️

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

CFB 27 DYNASTY WEAR AND TEAR TIP

You can use your dynasty points to purchase short-term reductions to Wear and Tear, Injury Chance, and Season Health 👨🏻‍⚕️‼️

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

@CoachKooChi Miami* has faith in Koo-Chi. I predict a promotion in the next 2 seasons!

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

CHANGE IS NEEDED ‼️

After disappointing starts for both App State (1-5) and NDSU (2-3), HC Jole Curry is taking it upon himself to help fix the ACC 🎙️

“I see myself as commissioner of the Tier 2 progrums. I intend to change the culture around the so called ‘middle of the pack’ teams.”

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

@CFPMitchConnor Mangino claims he was “just trying to pin him deep” but I think Mangino is just a scumbag‼️

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

Who wins the RunnerUp Runaround?!

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2nd place just ain't gunna cut it this year....

Two close to glory coaches, one will leap ahead the other has some tough conversations coming.

With Dave Addae potentially on the line, which program do you have coming out victorious?

[Mitch Connor @CFPMitchConnor]

🚨🔔 UPSET ALERT

CSU GOES ON THE ROAD AND TAKES DOWN THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES 37-21 😱

HC Sucks had this to say following his first signature win of CFB 27 🎙️

“Thought it was bullshit we had play them in the first place. Need a commish who doesn’t let Grok create the schedule.”

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

@CrankdatHogArSt Pony Russell giving those pesky Red Wolves the middle finger. With young stars like Koo-Chi and Crankdat, is it time for new leadership, or will we stand for more Pony corruption?

[Burk Curbstreet @BCurbstreetCFP]

Hawaii Coach disappears under mysterious circumstances?

Donnie Jackson Jr IV questions what constitutes a DUI.

The league is in shambles and Pony stays silent.

The Miami* Herald is back with its 5th installment, and this one is big.