Adam

Every time I hit rock bottom, someone hands me a shovel.

[Adam @BDPLikeABoss]

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he simply killed Death and took his place because he felt like a vacation. #ChuckNorrisForever

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@usagiguy Thank you for being a great creator, a great cartoonist and a great human being. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!#thebest

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FedEx sucks.

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@MLB @Dodgers win again. Another world series bought and paid for. It makes me sick. I may not even watch baseball anymore. What a joke.

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@MLBNetwork #MLBTonight wasn’t Dan supposed to douse Greg with champagne if Ohtani didn’t start game one or two?

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@MLBNetwork #leadoffspot Steve, are you in a remake of Saturday Night Fever?

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@MLBNetwork #MLBCentral @RoFlo should do a podcast on the lives of players from the early 1900s. His great facts are always edifying.

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@MLBNetwork @RoFlo I think Ferdie Schupp was only 18 in that photo. He was a phenom.

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@MLBNetwork @RoFlo So you’re telling me essilor is an eye lens? I thought it was an ED treatment or something.

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@MLBNetwork @RoFlo with that black chair in the background on off base you looked like you had a hood on. Who are you, Darth Roflo?

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@Pirates #bucsbooth Andrew McCutchen is one of if not THE classiest player in baseball.

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@RoFlo @MLBNetwork #MLBCentral Banana Boat? Wasn’t that your nickname in high school?

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Happy birthday @SlangsOnSports !

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@MLBNetwork #MLBCentral I hope the Dodgers win all 162 and then sweep the postseason. Then people will see how hurtful unchecked power is to the sport.

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@MLBNetwork #hotstove Why can’t you guys talk about the Dodgers? They don’t get enough run.

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a dictatorship that takes away all your rights and leaves you to rot. The people who are the most behind Trump are the people he cares least about. So to all the f-bombing c-bombs who voted against democracy, be careful what you wished for - cause now you’re going to get it.

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I thought about writing an intelligent, insightful essay about the results of the election, but then I realized that those things have no place in politics anymore. So I’ll put it in terms that Trump voters can understand: I hope you #Assholes get exactly what you deserve-

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@HowardAndrewJon I just wanted to say that your work has meant a lot to me and I appreciate everything you’ve done for the genre. Thank you for being an awesome author and a wonderful human being.

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@MadCaveStudios we want to see Louis Southard on a Pyron story!

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@Reds #redsbooth I love the hit by Steer. Elly was high fiving at home plate before the ball hit the ground.