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Keep the Ark of the Covenant in your vagina. If someone tries to rape you, close your eyes and open your legs. #safetytipsforladies

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Grow out your pubic hair and disguise your vagina as Gabe Kaplan from "Welcome Back, Kotter." #safetytipsforladies

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Keep an angry badger tucked in your vagina. #safetytipsforladies

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Always walk around inside a giant plastic hamster ball. #safetytipsforladies

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Sad to hear that @katebornstein has cancer. Please donate if you can, and share this far and wide. http://t.co/qpY7JSsuyM

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Actually, I'm a bit disappointed that @realDonaldTrump hasn't already sued me for saying he paid Paul Ryan to poop on him in clownface.

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Trumping: scowling while wearing a carpet sample on yr head, watching an elderly hooker fuck an ape. #sueme #freepublicity @realDonaldTrump

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@ThatSexShowLive Need bad advice? I'd love to go on your show.

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The hottest new fetish fashion tend is moss toupees.

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#ThisDayInLeatherHistory At the 6th Annual Brown Hanky Brunch in 1982, the scatmosa was born.

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@TasiaSutor @drsuzy @radiosuzy1 I'd love to talk about it. Email me plz. [email protected]

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Local kink communities have their own distinct customs. Mendocino Leathermen, for example, knit their own fisting gloves.

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Every Leather title contestant should remember the Leatherman's C.R.E.E.D.: Complaining, Rage, Ego, Entitlement, and Duplicity.

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Only two things are required for healthy, fulfilling polyamory: Vibram Five-Finger shoes and electronic cigarettes.

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Live Civil War-era grenades make fabulous insertables. Wash it first and use a latex condom, as they can be quite dirty. Safety first!

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The website is back up. Sorry for the interruption. http://t.co/C0Xx5sLr

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If you really are determined to keep your slave from touching himself, line his chastity device with razor wire. @BDSMBadAdvice

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To console himself after this crushing loss, @realDonaldTrump has paid Paul Ryan $2 million to poop on him i'm clown face. #lastoneipromise

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Who knew Newt Gingrich could lactate?