Khalid Jordan

Life is one big satire… I’m dedicating this page to proving just that…ENJOY

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Mf want to an intelligent person but can’t handle a intelligent conversation 🤦🏽‍♂️ I love being under my rock like I’m Patrick star but that don’t mean I’m ignorant like Patrick star

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Dawg I want a chimp 😂😂

[holy @holyFPS]

After a long day of valorant in 3 stages

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Advice From A 100 Year Old | #shorts https://t.co/Yz9YyvnaxD via @YouTube way different answer giving than the 96 year old grandma who said her secret to longevity was having sex just proof that men just think completely different from women 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Tu pac said it right man we only making a section of baby’s who’s going to grow up to hate ladies cause they aren’t wanted in the first place

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

it didn’t matter that I went to football practice right after schools and still got homework a Nigga did before I could even go to practice in women eyes to me men aren’t needed nor wanted 🤦🏽‍♂️ which is biological wrong in every way

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

I wonder if my mom ever had this thought before I doubt it though cause she’s been kicking me out her house since I was 10 just for taking naps cause there is no such thing as lazy men in her house her exact words

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

@giisellebreana Not a good reason to work out this actually make me wanna throw up

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

@Jai_Not_Nice This is just how I make my ramen nothing special to see here I’m sick I even wasted time to click on this video and I have one better dont thicken yo sauce with a slurry just reduced the liquid by half over a medium low heat your going to get 10x more flavor using less seasoning

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

It’s amazing what masculine energy can do over the centuries they must h... https://t.co/J2mkQkBZx2 via @YouTube whaat tom hanks white people covering up the bs they done nooo can’t be not the purest races in human history covering up they bs 😑 I heard about this btw read up

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Learn how to drink vodka Russian way #russian https://t.co/TiQrgwkRwY via @YouTube aye I thought this was cap untill i started dating this one Russian girl like 2 years back 😂😂 they really drink vodka like it’s water the shit was crazy 😂😂😂 also that bitch was too 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Why Are Women More Likely to Initiate Divorce? https://t.co/SAXeQVZGUa via @YouTube

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

@Noorthevirgo Try the this on.. I’ve been pissing the devil off so much he can’t send y’all random mf no more he gotta send my own blood line to tear me down 😂😂 little do satin know I’m calm when I’m alone because I’m never truly alone I still see Jesus foot prints in the sand in front of me

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

It’s just a Learned trait to not trust anyone… it’s not that I don’t want friends… it’s the fact that I can’t trust my own family so you do the math on why I should trust a mf outside my family

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

I find it funny that people get mad at me for doing everything in my life dolo with out telling them my plan or updating them but I was just raised in a toxic family who get jealous of you for being successful so they try to destroy what you got to put you on a even playing lvl

[The Wave @babyfaceray]

I been plotting & waiting no rush no pressure.

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

Soon #shorts https://t.co/I41s6FEg65 via @YouTube you know my birthday is coming up 🤔

[bae. @_iamkitana]

paying land taxes on a planet that nobody owns is wild.

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

"It's Not About Money" | The Dark Knight #shorts https://t.co/wTfW2vDxEU via @YouTube simply put

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

@Briiialysaaa Cause Men need peace to from all the bs you women bring to the table

[Khalid Jordan @BDS_Lid]

The energy is electric 😤 (via @nolegameday IG) https://t.co/AfMhlB5iAj via @YouTube fucking love the first day of pads 😂😂 if you scared go to Church 💯