Acting last born

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”

— Akon

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

COFEK has moved to court to stop the proposed Sh8 per kilometre toll charges on the Nairobi-Nakuru-Mau Summit highway.

The group argues motorists already pay road maintenance levies, making the tolls an extra cost.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

5 laws of the universe that are surprisingly accurate:

1. Murphy’s Law
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

2. Kidlin’s Law
If you can write a problem down clearly, you’re already halfway to solving it.

3. Falkland’s Law
When there’s no need to make a decision, don’t force one.

4. Wilson’s Law
Prioritize learning and knowledge, and money will eventually follow.

5. Gilbert’s Law
It’s your responsibility to find the best way to achieve the result you want.

[Acting last born @BDennissi]

@KE_MrBlack TCSL

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@Wisdom_HQ (13-5)+(13-5-5)

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@Simon_Ingari Formality interviews are not going to stop any time soon. To protect interviewees, recruiters should pay interview allowance equivalent to three day salary of the job plus lunch and transport.

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@OkumuFAOkumu @MativoMJohn The current meter-gauge route serves many Kenyan towns.

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@Weeleey6 I was violently robbed my wallet with all those cards in it. Since then I've never replaced the wallet.

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@KeNHAKenya Do not blame those overlapping on the left side. Focus on those overtaking when we have a snull up, blocking oncoming motorists. They should be charged with 'obstruction' punished severely.

[Acting last born @BDennissi]

@DjSoxxy Not assumption but fact, have you seen a new tyre bursting on a tarmac road?

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@DjSoxxy Do you know why police can will charge you for driving on old tyres?

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@Collolitamoi Are you sure?

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@jazielnjiriri Are they the ones who invite Kenya to Haiti?

[Acting last born @BDennissi]

@mwende_kyalo_

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@osama_novara In countries governed by eloquent thugs

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@MativoMJohn Dr., what's the available effective capacity during peak hours?

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

NEWS: The Australian government announced this week that electricity customers in three states will get free electricity for up to three hours per day starting in July 2026 thanks to the massive amount of solar that has been installed in recent years.

“Now we’re at the level where we can share more of that power with more Australians,” Chris Bowen, minister for climate change and energy, said.

The Solar Sharer plan will be available to everyone in New South Wales, South Australia, and in the southeastern part of Queensland to start; more regions will be added later. Households won’t need to have solar on their rooftops to qualify. The plan will help those who live in apartments or don’t have a suitable rooftop to benefit from their neighbors’ panels.

[Acting last born @BDennissi]

@Alvin_Kanindo No, the real question should be whether the country is getting value for money spent on these salaries. If the country pays more for less work done, taxing the excess pay will not compensate the loss.

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@SamuelAtandi The more engineers in parliament the less noisy discussions