Brian Dunleavy

Father, Husband, Astros, Texans! George Mason Alum Catholic✝️

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

Sign him! Come on @astros

[Snake Plissken Hot Takes @TakesPlissken]

@mlbtraderumors @grok could the Astros sign him and be under the first luxury tax threshold? If not how much would the Mets need to cover in order for the math to be accretive to both sides rather than Mets incurring 110% and the offseason bonus? @astros @Chandler_Rome

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

@TeamZissou And it’s stupid

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

@TeamZissou This is their green new deal, energy saving plan

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

@drpepper A case of Dr. Pepper

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

So so so so so needed. Brent is the best

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Brent Strom will return to the Astros dugout as a pitching consultant. He’ll join the team tomorrow.

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Brent Strom will return to the Astros dugout as a pitching consultant. He’ll join the team tomorrow.

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

Can we sign him??? Come on Astros

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Nationals Designate Trevor Williams For Assignment https://t.co/MHdIzDwUIW

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 @jakedc6]

Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the general manager of the Houston Astros:

[American Alpha @AmericanAlphaX]

Let’s see if I’ve got this right…

5 Democrat states are suing Trump to keep Somalians defrauding America.

19 states are suing him to allow forced sex change operations on kids.

22 states are suing him to hide voter data.

21 states are suing him to give SNAP benefits to illegal immigrants.

Stop calling them liberals and start calling them what they really are… traitors & communists. Let’s make that a trend.

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

Astros trade for a centerfielder by sending a serviceable pitcher.
They then say pitching trades were too expensive. All they got was varsho as a rental and gave away Spaghetti. Make it make sense.

Fire Dana now

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

@SanAntonioTim I’ll add no dominating pitcher chasing an amazing stat line like 20 wins or 200Ks

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

Sign him

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Royals Release Starling Marte https://t.co/Jbck3rOA2j

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

@ChipotleTweets love the BoGo today! 🔥🔥🔥
The guac however was horrible - had huge chunks throughout, cheese, avocado skin, and stem pieces. Also was charged for and given an extra large guac I didn’t ask for.

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

In one game cardinals prospect Joshua Báez has more home runs and almost half the RBI that Astros Nick Allen has for the season.
Baez 3 hrs in 4 abs and 5 rbi
Nick Allen 1 hr and 12RBI in 123 plate appearances.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Oh. Oh…… OH!

[Space City Home Network @SpaceCityHN]

WALKER IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RamShirts 🔥🤘🏽 @RamShirts]

Home opener tonight. If the Astros win, a random follower who retweets this (before the game finishes) gets a free shirt and I'll get them to fire off the fireworks just for you. Let's go. ⚾ 🦝

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

Strike!

[Brian Dunleavy @BDunleavy5]

@FDSportsbook D6

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

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