Beth Saunderson

She/Her
sewer--I just realized my mistake here; as in one who sews, not a waste management system.
booklover
just a sarcastic 20-something who needs irl friends

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@wxy_vz *yeesh* yeah...
the devil works hard, but piltbase works harder
(and *faster*--I don't even see that pic in your posts!)

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[Literarium @Literarium12]

- From White Nights By Dostoevsky

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

me, combing through every 'collection of all colors + their hexcodes' cites as well as every "what season are you?" blog:
okay, but is this misty grey-green bedsheet set I got at goodwill 6 years ago going to wash me out or not???

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

current sewing angst, #454:
I can't figure out what seasonal pallette I am, which means I don't know which colors look best on me which means it's taking me 10x longer to make my bustle dress design.

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

oh, also: migraine.

(a.k.a., A Thing That Is Happening right now that makes things worse)

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

because who wants to invest 100's of hours into a project that's not even going to look good on you??

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@bruhthats_gay YAAAAAASSS

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@ADHDMemess we don't?

...ohmygod, you're right, aside from that one tumblr post, we *don't* O_O

[bruh das gay 🔞 @bruhthats_gay]

Popelka chapter 4 wip #jayvik

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@saj_nsfvv it would be like trying to eat food with a plugged nose for the rest of your life :(

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@bruhthats_gay (*sigh* this is the part where you tell me that that phrase pre-dates the song of the same name by aussie band The Beths, and that Beth did not come up with it--I'm calling it now :( )

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@bruhthats_gay ...
"...you can't stop, can't rewind, love is learned over tiiime! 'til you're an experrrt in a dyyyyying field!!"

[tifa 🏳️‍⚧️ @tifagirlx]

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU SEE TRANS WOMEN AS WOMEN 🙋🏻‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@777silatj do you have any news about what's going on with them/ what's wrong?

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@crazyperytonlad @JasperDaWhore @dameviktor ...I've found my new favorite gif

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@InventorJayce @Alien_Jayvik @h_ellafine ...uh-huh.

I see.

...you don't think she's gonna have a couple questions about why Viktor isn't eating, then??

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@Alien_Jayvik @InventorJayce @h_ellafine hey, if the developers at Westworld found a way to allow their Hosts to eat, then you should be able to figure it out too

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@InventorJayce @Alien_Jayvik @h_ellafine so she knows that her son's 'partner' is a sentient program he created?

[Beth Saunderson @BEASBeth]

@Alien_Jayvik @InventorJayce @h_ellafine ☝️