andrew

† 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍…

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

…𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐘
𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇.

[ｅｍｉ🍊うさぎのぽぽのお世話係 @emitter518]

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（テレビすらなくて暇なのでTwitterに来た）

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BOB0DACORTEE ξξ _⊗` 💢

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BOB0DACORTEE Qu-Qu—Quit it…! You, n’ everyone, actin’ as though you know—know /anythin’/ about me…! What d’ya know, huh…?! Nothin’…!

(His jaw, winding tighter.)

Clean your ears, ���cause I ain’t tellin’ you ‘t go again…! Are you listenin’…?! Or are—are you imaginin’ things…?!

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BOB0DACORTEE ❓❓❓❓❓

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BOB0DACORTEE See you…?! You’re jokin’, n’ it—it ain’t funny, ‘s piss-poor, actually…!

(Shying away.)

/You/ began—began botherin’/me/, y’know…! If you’re lookin’ ‘t play childish ga-ga—games, I ain’t interested…! Screw off…!

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BOB0DACORTEE (Stare.)

You—You needin’ somethin’…? ‘stead of makin’ a friggin’ fool ou-ou—out of yourself, consider, I’unno, openin’ your mo-mo—mouth…!

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BROKENBL0SSOMS [ meanwhile andrew who’s continuously threatening to beat him over the head with his shovel ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BROKENBL0SSOMS [ I WILL WAIT FOR YOU! perfect opportunity to begin using andrew again (restraining him from barking at mike) ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

[ retweeting andrew’s respective animal (bunny) to signal i’m still alive here. i promise ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@BROKENBL0SSOMS [ (holding my andrew out to you like he’s a little animal) ]

[ｅｍｉ🍊うさぎのぽぽのお世話係 @emitter518]

かわいい顔で寝てた😊💞

[うさぎのきび @kibi918]

ぼくいつもフォロワーさん達に
じゃがいもみたいだね
っていわれます🐰🥔

[うさぎのきび @kibi918]

日向があったかいって���ってるから、
日が当たる場所を選んでお昼寝できる
かしこいうさぎです🫶

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA [ i stopped breathing. he is gorgeous. and you’re a genius ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA Y-You—You…! You’re thinkin’ ‘m gullible, or somethin’, aren’t you…?! That I can’t—I can’t tell you’re lyin’ through your friggin’ teeth…?! Bastard…!

(Aggravated. Nothing atypical.)

There’s nothin’ “rabbit” ‘t me…! You’ve got nerve, dammit…!

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA [ antonio will be sold (alive) to further medical science soon god bless ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA [ :FLUSHED: MADE ME LAUGH ALOUD ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA [ antonio: you’re friend-shaped even though you’re mad asfk ☺️

andrew: (staring at him like this) (trying to k1ll him with his mind) ]

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA ❓

Shove—Shove it.

💢

I ain’t a friggin’—a friggin’ animal, y’know…! I ‘specially ain’t somethin’ he-he—helpless…!

[andrew @BEATlFICATION]

@PERPETUELA [ Hi. (i’m louder than everyone else) (as a matter of fact i’m the only one saying anything because i’ve willed every other competition out of existence) ]