Jessica Beaver

proud Philadelphian, educator, & theatre artist (she/they)

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

I tried to type Avocado and it autocorrected to Advocacy

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

One kid at camp: “You’re not a Lesbian?”
other kid: no
three kids at once: “WHY NOT”

[Amy, but World Cup edition @amy_shee]

With the tush push votes now known, here are the official NFL teams tiers and my rooting guide for the 2025-2026 season

[M∀YHEM 🇵🇸 @scarzonreplay]

immediately top 10 things she's ever said.

[Jalyx Hunt @jalyx_hunt]

Mannn 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

I appreciate yall reaching out about pay the fine, but if y’all are serious about it let’s make a deal… I’ll pay the fine and y’all send the money to a great cause I learned about from my barber in Philly ⬇️

Go Birdssss!! 🦅

https://t.co/nXWpzAtEt6

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Philadelphians 2, robots 0

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

remember a week ago when the philadelphia eagles demolished the kansas city chiefs in super bowl 59

[Laurmageddon @knittykitty]

lol the funeral home

[fae 🚬 @yailslut]

cynthia singing “i did something bad” at the appollo theater 6 years ago ??????? hello ????????

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

Life is simply too short to not be obsessed with Wicked the Musical ™️

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

the way I have been holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity since I was 12 years old like catch up

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

anyone that wants to hate on Cynthia Erivo and Arianna Grande crying can keep that to themselves please

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

@money226156 I will pass away if billie and beyonce sing for good do not get me excited like
this Jessica

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

the meds are back in town have been sitting and working at my computer uninterrupted without a water or bathroom break from 10:00 am - 2:30 pm

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Canceling my therapy appointment bc I had a bagel and I feel a little better now

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

@aliciaclaremc what does the phrase "stay a lean weight" mean

[Stephanie Farr @FarFarrAway]

I’ve been at the Philly Portal for 30 minutes and it’s amazing. A guy in Lithuania approached the camera, unfolded a piece of paper and it said “GO BIRDS.” The way we all screamed!

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

on today's episode of Beaver Just Tries
to Stay Medicated™️.... despite the insurance company and psychiatrist office being non-communicative on several occasions over the course of several months, Beaver will stay medicated!!! Huzzah!!!!

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

corporate wants you to find the difference between these three images

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

I still think that Ben Platt's greatest performance is Pitch Perfect

[Jessica Beaver @BEAVESinthetrap]

There is a wicked vera bradley line now like omg where is 2009