Leigh's Alarm Clock

Life is meaningless, and chances are the cat will get me in the end

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

I thought for sure she'd be at the computer all night laughing at all the 50 shades of grey wank...

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am - oh...she's already been round the gym.

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep beep 7 am.

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am! er....a bit late on this this morning...I am bloody groggy!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Hold on no it's not it's 4:48 in the bloody morning!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep Beep 7 am - oh what's the use?!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Oh but I don't think anyone's listening anymore. And anyways it's 8:45. I think I'm broken!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

beep beep 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep! Beep! 7 am!

[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

Beep! Beep! 7 am. Oh, why do I bother?!

[R2D2 @R2D2sayswakeup]

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[Leigh's Alarm Clock @BEEPWAKEUPLEIGH]

3 more hours and then this whole thing is over...I haven't even been set in three days...When will the suffering end?!