Chris B. Martin

Factory Reject

[Chris B. Martin @BEMaven]

@m_giacchino
One thing puzzles me about a remake of 'Them!' ---
In a country saturated with assault weapons, would ants nine feet in length pose as much of a threat today as in the 1950s?

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@DavesComicHero Cool GIF. I suspect it was taken from the film 'Dick Barton Strikes Back'.

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Actually, Mike, you were a lot of trouble to everyone in this film. #Svengoolie

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Wait. Mike went back in the cave because he dropped Carol's present. On second thought, just drop the dynamite in. #Svengoolie

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#Svengoolie

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#Svengoolie

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And Mike puts the rubber glove on the wrong hand. #Svengoolie

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#Svengoolie

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You have to wonder about Kingman's qualifications to teach science if doesn't know a tarantula when he sees one. #Svengoolie

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Universal definitely hated horror. That's why they released 'The Thing That Could Not Die'. #Svengoolie

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Gosh, when you put it that way, we were lucky to get COVID. #Svengoolie

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Well, a giant spider mime would be too terrifying for audiences in the 1950s #Svengoolie

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Mike: Just hold on to me, Carol. Gravity can't get to us if we stick together. #Svengoolie

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If it's Homer Simpson, better kiss the missing kids goodbye. #Svengoolie

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Well, the spider answered you call for help. Happy? #Svengoolie

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Good thinking. A blast should bury the kids even more. #Svengoolie

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Why can't they reach the kids by going through one of the plot holes? #Svengoolie

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I suspect Mike the Idiot grew up to become Frank Drebin. #Svengoolie

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#Svengoolie

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Well, Carol just had a Three Musketeers bar, so maybe she's herself again. #Svengoolie