Matthias

COOL / MOST LIKELY MARRIED / FATHER OF TWO

-18, unserious

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Fact; The index hates that their prescripts are less popular than my on screen feats

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Translation: I am Bitch Ass Nerd Lol

[Yi Sang | Sinner #1 🪶 @TxdermiedGenius]

I am Yi Sang. My name is all I have to say.

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@BinahExArbit Exit the factory Yes Yes Yes

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@kirafan6767 Chud

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I haven't watched a single episode of Rezero so i'm going to larp because of the stairs

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@th3artofwar_ Cause we gay as heckkk

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@Ryoshu4444444 First you come back to the house of spiders

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@Rien1750132 And then I unseal the sword and Melt her corridor 🤣

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@Rien1750132 And then I accidently use Stamp of Complete and Total Extermination on her 😅🤣

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@jia_mu62644 Jia Mu

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@NoManInAHorse @UncertainSincla @pallidsdemise Cause we hate you Lol

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@UncertainSincla @NoManInAHorse @pallidsdemise You're unsure? Well, I'm certain.

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@NoManInAHorse @pallidsdemise I'm matt matt sahur

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@PequodCapnAhab So she doesn't hit and kill us in our sleep

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FACT: Valencina can't actually use the eye of precognition we just attack really slowly so she can take the time to dodge

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If that fuck genuinely took the sword off my decaying corpse I will actually come back to kill every single Aeng Du Erlking style

[ari @LikeATachyon]

Im sorry, am I reading this right? Are they giving aeng du THE fucking laevitian or however the fuck you spell it??????

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@Pinkydihuistar Lol #KnewIt

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@MaestroCallisto Translation: Prescript Pasta

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In reality "Tibias Melody" is actually just that stupid "It's time to bust a nut" song that Callisto starts blasting through the speakers in his corridor God i feel bad for that poor girl Albina

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It's pride month and the universe does this to me Im going to unseal each layer of my skin