IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!
have a headache. still romanticizing relationships from years ago. filled with dread about humanity’s future. craving grocery store birthday cake. scared about my fiber intake. convinced i am evil. addicted to reading restaurant menus online. interested in reopening old wounds.