Robert W. Taylor

Father, Husband & English Teacher. Listen here, I live by the creed, a follow for a follow & nobody gets hurt: especially if you like & retweet me. Seems fair.

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At this point, I'll vote for a trained dog to be president over Trump. . .at least the dog would just shit on the White House lawn, instead of on minorities and most of the country in general.

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I'm raising money for Giving Students Diverse Voices to Learn From. Click to Donate https://t.co/M2ntuWe5wC

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Under pressure. . .

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Under pressure. . .

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A CRY FOR HELP!
Please consider helping an amazing cause for our youth of today. . .
https://t.co/01gkWdR50S

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Of course Twitter's still relevant. . .
#WhiteLiesWeTell

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Teacher: Johnny, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Johnny: Batman.
Teacher: Batman isn't real.
Johnny: You're not real. . .bitch.

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#ThingsICouldWorkOn

1. Starting a list about things I could work on. . .

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Moooooooooo-ve over vegetarians, cause it's #CowAppreciationDay and I'm appreciating the crap out of a big, fat bacon burger right now!

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(After 8th grade fight):"He was talking nonsense."
"That's not true."
"I was minding my business & he started bringing up Fruit Loop facts."

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#CantBelieveILost my shirt . . . my heart was on it!

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Teacher: Johnny, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Johnny: Batman.
Teacher: Batman isn't real.
Johnny: You're not real. . .bitch.

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I wondered why this day was creeping along:
#WorldTurtleDay

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#ThereHasBeenAChangeInPlans until caring for people & good deeds become as retweetable as horrible events, peace & love take a backseat.

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Did I read that correctly? Or have I read that correctly? I guess I just didn't understand it. . .😀 https://t.co/wpcW6kt061

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#DraftDay This is stressful! I've been sitting in this green-room for 25 years & there's no way all 32 teams can overlook my talents again!

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#IfKidsWereInCharge
I would've been made to follow this giant head for much longer than the 3 hours I did it on my own: it was a giant head!

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#MyBiggestAccomplishment was finding that gold mine!

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#MyBiggestAccomplishment