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cracked at fortnite, amongst other things

[Toaster 🐀 @BEnh3N]

on my shoulder i’ve got an angel (rational decision making) and a devil (do it for the vine)

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

It is so difficult to engage in vicious warfare against gay thoughts on the daily. I am so lonely. All the other Patriots are scared of me. They think I am homosexual.

[U.S. Graphics Company @usgraphics]

We're entering into a new AI-enshittification era that's going to make previously human-enshittified things look amazing

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@ClayTravis probably wouldn’t be as funny

[onion person @CantEverDie]

falling for donald trump and republicans lies is like having a baby steal candy from you. it simply should not happen if you have any amount of thoughts occuring in your brain

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember what I previously said--Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is.

[nick v @falco]

I won’t stop until I got a freestyle Coke machine in the crib

[Kick Clips 🎬 @kick_clips]

Clavicular ran into ASUs top frat leader while JesterMaxxing w gymcells and instantly CLOCKED PEAK COPE 😳

The fratfraud leader went full UV Dodgemaxxing & Weightcopemaxxing inflating FAKE STATS to protect FRAME after being SKULLMOGGED while Clav DEEPLOCKED IN nuked cortisol stabilized AURA and dodged irreversible PSL bleed BY A MILLIMETER 💀💯

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

@kafkaex you should straight up blow your head off brotha ✌️

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

there isn’t a single random right winger you can pull from any protest that can clearly explain their worldview like this on the spot. there’s a real intelligence gap and it really upsets the handful of literate right wingers on here endlessly.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Your life is an all-time justification of post-birth abortion.

Thanks for the invitation to criticize you and your fellow administration of Pedophile Rapists. What a sorry excuse for a father, husband, vice-president, Human, and Mammal.

Suck this country's collective dick.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Toaster 🐀 @BEnh3N]

today is a beautiful day

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘CONTROL: RESONANT’ has been officially announced.

Releasing in 2026.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

First Look at Link and Zelda in the Live Action 'LEGEND OF ZELDA' movie.

In Theaters on May 7, 2027

(Source: https://t.co/NM0kcHGqUs)

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: We don't think it exists.
Step 2: Delivered

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

burger reich

[Toaster 🐀 @BEnh3N]

@Cabarose9 don’t worry that multicultural group of friends is personally cheering you on

[Toaster 🐀 @BEnh3N]

the one good thing about having an embarrassingly bad football team is that getting wins feels so much better. now if only we could actually win a game…

[Toaster 🐀 @BEnh3N]

@shitass168900 @_ttimo @Cabarose9 the clock is ticking white boy

[Toaster 🐀 @BEnh3N]

@Cabarose9 @shitass168900 sir, they’ve hit another walmart