Pillow

I'm Pillow.

THIS IS A PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH @jacknjellify

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Two is

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Black Hole sucks. Literally!

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Fuck

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Is Cake's Dad a DILF?

No! Cake's Dad is not Cake's father. He is actually the father of Eggy among who knows how many other people in Goiky. He's a deadbeat one-night stand loser and while he may be a father, he will never be a dad to anyone.

Anyways, smash.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Nude reveal

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

I'll send nudes if this gets 10 retweets.

[ProblematicPeriwinklePlum @ProbPeriPlum]

Decide the fate of @BFDI_Pillow

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

It appears that I am in the cultural zeitgeist once again. How curious!

I've done some research, and it appears that people seem to care about me. Huh!

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

BFB Parody Accounts suck lol. Why do so many people have to be racist and bigited assholes on these. God fucking dammit.

If you're still following this go to @ProbPeriPlum. Sorry for being a miserable excuse of a human being by making this account.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Suck my fluffy pussy.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

I'm horny.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Her last words were "I wanna kill myself!"

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Hi guys, what's up? First of all, Basketball died.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

I hate the color green.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Man, I'd love mozarella sticks.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Niger is a country in Africa.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

I just cummed. I had to look at a stupid 4 hour long tutorial on how to masturbate. I'll fap everyday in votember. By the end of November, I will have nutted 30 times. Fuck you, Reddit!

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Tree jizzed on pen and Pen fapped. Do they not know it's No Nut November? You know whta? Fuck that? I'll fap too.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Fucking Tree stole my magazine. I caught him masturbatimg to a photo of a leaf.

[Pillow @BFDI_Pillow]

Oh yeah, before I forget...

Happy Halloween, bitches.

I'm going as a doctor, complete with blood bags and syringes. Every kid who sees me gets 4× the candy if I get their blood.