Brockenhurst Forest

The Pride of Hampshire
Playing in the Regional Division of the English Conference League.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

#JusticeForAdask

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He's here to stay.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

#TheForestIsBurning
#SaveBrockenhurstForest

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

We can confirm that manager salted_crisps has been sacked.
The Social Media team does not agree with this decision and I am therefore resigning from my post in protest. The owners are inept.
#MazimOut

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

We have caught wind of some rumours circulating that one of our players is currently being tapped up by @MaidstoneECL after CCTV footage was sent by Brockenhurst Council of them meeting in a local park. We are shocked and appalled, and demand an apology from @MaidstoneECL.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

He's here to stay.

[Darren Smith @ProperBrexiteer]

🚨BREAKING: salted_crisps has rejected a £180k move to Ashton Vale, despite Brockenhurst manager Mazim accepting the bid. The winger is said to be “unconvinced by the project, because it was not crunchy enough” and will stay to finish business under Mazim.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

@ProperBrexiteer news to us 👀

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Brockenhurst Forest is pleased to announce the signing of Saudi Arabian attacker DUCTIAC from Maidstone Rovers after activating his 180k release clause.
Welcome to the club!

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

🇸🇦👀

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@MaidstoneECL blink if you're being held hostage @tyronebeater

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@verwoodrovers been scammed unlucky

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@AbdullahEc89949 We ask that you do not talk about matters such as lucky as to not lose in a game when people are being burnt alive in the video, Abdullah.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

After Saturdays incident at The Backgarden, we can confirm that fire extinguishers have now been installed in the stadium. We are saddened to confirm that around 6 people have been hospitalised with severe burns, and condone Bradley Xentoru for his comments during the stream.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

The skies are usually better down south Tyrone 👀

[Maidstone Rovers @MaidstoneECL]

The gaffer, kmainoo, has received the following message from star-striker TyroneBeater11.

We are looking into how to manage the situation effectively.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

@SilsdenTownECL Well said. Two of our players attending the match have caught serious injuries and are currently on life support. Disgusting behaviour like this needs to be punished.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

Two Brockenhurst players on their days off was caught in this fighting, and have now been left severely injured by the actions of Vxntre, one of them pictured here. We demand the league take action and fine Vxntre for his disgusting actions.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

@eclstamford Disappointed. Completely disappointed.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

Today, the boys had a day off training, as they went to the Preston Athletics Centre to catch Billericay vs @eclstamford. The result did not go as we hoped. We extend a deepest "fuck you" to @eclstamford for denying us a place at the top of the table.

[Brockenhurst Forest @BFFCECL]

@Wiinaldo hermano 👀