White GF Black BF

The adventures of an all American couple. (White Girlfriend, Black Boyfriend)

[Krisie @krisie1986]

@BFGFstuff @onlyBFGFstuff #ohyesidid #BFGFstuff IS #coulplestuff #couples #unite http://t.co/oakBTuSd

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

GF: I see you posted on the wall

BF: Rep'n da block.

GF: I was gonna say da block but I figured I'd stay true to the white girl that I am.

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

BF: I had a nahenlaya.

GF: uh what? nalaya?

BF: a nah-en-layda.

GF: ohhh a now and later. candy. okay.

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

// cont:

BF: Bullshit! Wait a package just came *sends crotch pic*

GF: Hahaha dang wish I could open it.

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

GF: Did a package come yet?

BF: What'd you order?

GF: Nothing.

// cont:

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

GF: Dang do you like sauerkraut? I love that shit.

BF: You would, Nazi. White people eat some nasty shit.

#interracialcoupleproblems

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

*watching #HBO's #Hung*

BF: What if your kid was goth?

GF: No.

*both laugh*

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

GF: Your girlfriend #MandyMoore is here.

BF: You think her last name is Moore because she likes Black dudes?

#interracialcoupleproblems

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

#SongsThatNeverGetOldToMe "Jungle Fever." - Stevie Wonder

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

#DontYouJustHateWhen your boyfriend starts talking real fast and you can't understand a single word he says?

#ebonics

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

GF: I like mayo way more than I like miracle whip.

BF: That's because you're white.

#interracialcoupleproblems

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

#ICantBeInARelationshipWithYouIf you are the same race as me. I can't look at your brown areolas and not see my moms. - BF

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

#DontYouJustHateWhen you fall asleep at the beach, become a lobster and your black boyfriend looks exactly the same - GF

#whitegirlproblems

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

#DontYouJustHateWhen you want to watch The Bachelor Pad but your boyfriend is watching the same episodes of Martin all over again!!

- GF

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

My GF gauges how fat she thinks she's getting by the grade of black men hitting on her currently. - BF

[White GF Black BF @BFGFstuff]

GF: I thought I saw you.

BF: I'm gonna need you to stop confusing me with other black men.

GF: Well he was white, okay?! But very tan.