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My boyfriend is not allowed to do any of these things.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to say "ily from the bottom of my heart" What you gonna do with the free space at the top? Love other girls? NO

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to hug other chicks, you better pet that hoe on the head like a dog .

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to retweet another woman's tweet. He can call me and we can discuss as a team if we're gonna rt it.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to vacation in Florida. why you tryna visit the sunshine state? I'm your sunshine, YOUR ONLY SUNSHINE

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to swim without floaties. Tryna drown and escape this relationship? Not today

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to McDonald's. The only thing you gonna be lovin is me

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My bf isn't allowed to speak to other girls on the phone. If he call 911 and a woman answers he better hang up & try again.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the beach. What you looking for? Other fish in the sea? HELL NO☝

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My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone, it's a wePhone.

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My boyfriend is not allowed to drink water. I don't want other girls getting the impression that he's thirsty.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. He doesn't need to know how to find his X.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to work at KFC. Tryna touch other legs, breasts , and thighs all day?? Nah boo

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to the waitress, she don't need to be giving him the daily special.. I am the daily special.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to give a girl his jacket. That hoe knows damn well what channel the weather is on, she coulda checked it

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to wear shoes with laces. He might trip & fall in love with someone else. He better wear them Sketcher slip ons.

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My boyfriend ain't allowed to use a map. What he trying to find? I ain't lost.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to sleep unless I'm watching him. If he laughs in his sleep I'm coming in his dreams to see what's so damn funny.

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to dream. Whatcha doing? Trying to dream of a life without me?

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My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.