There’s a concept called “The Iron Law of Institutions” which basically says: nobody wants absolute power, they just want power within the group to which they belong, which explains all of the know-it-all snobby wrestling fans on Wrestling Twitter
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After dicking around on Wrestling Twitter for a while today, what is surprising to me is how many wrestling fans are out there actively rooting for AEW to fail. It’s weird. Stockholm Syndrome. (3/3)
I dont have anything against CM Punk personally. Do I like him? No. Does he seem like a cool guy? No. If I were driving down the highway in a snowstorm and I saw him broken down and stranded on the side of the road in sub-zero temperatures would I pull over to help him? No. (1/3)
My first two thoughts after he showed up last night were “that’s fucking crazy” and “holy shit WWE is fuckin LOADED heading into Wrestlemania season.” (2/3)
Tonight is a very big night for all the cool dudes leaning against the wall with their hair slicked back and a toothpick in their mouth saying “you guys are getting worked”
Game of Thrones, but instead of Jon Snow it’s Al Snow, and every time he enters a scene a voice says “what does everybody want?” and the people yell “NED!” and he walks in holding Ned Stark’s decapitated head in the air
Just me guessing - Punk got fired for lunging at Tony. If this was just about Jack Perry, then we’re reading a statement today about how both were disciplined. It was just Punk, which means something outside of the Perry interaction prompted his termination (in my opinion)
Edge looking around the arena wide-eyed as if he’s taking it all in for the last time would pack way more of a punch if he didn’t look around the arena wide-eyed as if he’s taking it all in for the last time every single time