B Future

[ZEENYBLUE @ZeenyBlue]

No wonder they paid 20M for Maresca. They wanted a manager with Championship experience.

Makes sense now.

[👑 @Kdhchels_]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea becomes the first club to sell a player worth €120m to a Championship club😭😭

[〽️ @CFCms3]

Potentially the scariest Attack in Europe. JP Braut Morgan

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges

[BARADHULI @Baradhuli2]

Hivi videm vyembamba vinakuwaga na uchi mrefu kama mkono wa serikali 😂🫵

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Failing to add your daughter is diabolical.

[EMY UKA @uka_emy]

Man life suppose simple

[OSTO @agwaintheroom]

katheu angekubali maneno yangu sai ningekuwa nazungushia yeye ugali namna hii akiwa amenikumbatia tu vivyo hivyo. Her loss mane

[Dear Lolu.💕 @_dearlolu_]

Don’t cheat then come home acting sleepy. Get tf up, you’ve got another pussy to eat.😭

[Mzee wa Chuki 🤬 @PapiiKhan98]

Bila malezi Mabovu hizi Mali tusingeziona aise.🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🔥🔥🔥

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

£40,000,001 for Erling Haaland

Take it or leave it @ManCity

[Proud Acholi @okumsun]

Just imagine 🙃🙃

[(fan)Dc🇧🇪 @justdc0]

Messi 🗣️' My son Matteo is a Chelsea fan , whenever I'm training with him in my yard he tells me: I'm Chelsea, I'll beat you 3-0"!

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Marafiki zenyu ni kina nani coz on my end utapelekewa bed or somewhere quiet and you phone iekwe kwa charger

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

when that 9 hours moulded taxin gives me direct orders to clean and rearrange my 4 cornered silver bedsitter

[King Resilience @kingwizzi_tweet]

@Mikeliberation That plot twist is wild 😂. But honestly, replacing a bride that quickly raises more questions than answers. There must be a whole story behind that decision.

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

My neighbour printed 50 wedding invitation cards.

He shared them with friends, relatives, colleagues, and almost everyone he knew.

Three weeks before the wedding, his fiancée called him and said she was no longer interested.

My neighbour begged. His parents begged. Even the pastor got involved.

The lady refused to change her mind.

A week later, my neighbour sent out another message.

People assumed he was announcing the cancellation of the wedding.

Instead, the message said: "The wedding will still hold on the same date, at the same venue."

Everyone was confused.

On the wedding day, he showed up with a different bride.

[Bolaji Roberts @ogbeniomobolaji]

I remember an incident when I owned a bar at Oniru. I punched one werey o! You won’t believe this guy didn’t stand up for at least 20mins. When he coughed lasan na me first beg am ask am Wetin he go chop, Wetin be go eat

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Everton 1 charge- 6 point deduction

Man City 114 charges

6 x 114- 684 point deduction

Goodbye Man City😂😂😂