Doug Medrano

Got a long way to go but I'll get there. Niners All Day!

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

I have just been informed that

Jesus Is The One (I Got Depression)

is an RIAA GOLD certified single

@zackfox

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[John's Memes @Johnsmemes]

Well, I am back in the hospital.

The 15 days of antibiotics didn't work. Left leg and arm are numb constantly. Chest pains, Head ache, dizziness and very tired still.

Most likely need more or a different antibiotic. I really hope they can fix this before it gets worse.

Please people, take a tick bite seriously. Yes I see many saying "I get 20 ticks a year and no issues"... it just takes one with Lyme to cause seriously and potentially life changing issues.

[Team APS @TeamAPS]

Rest In Peace, Alex Cimoooooooo!

[MBT @MBTYuGiOh]

Rest easy.

[Benn Beckman @BennBeckmanofc]

Sair do cinema de noite, depois de um filme que você gostou muito é uma sensação do krlh mesmo

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

CDawgVA has finished Cyclethon 5, raising nearly $1.5 million for charity

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

I feel personally responsible for your health now

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit!

First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[one Octavian after another @Eternal11th]

Oh look who flinched first lmao, never ever mess with Shai Hulud again

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

[cow @cowincrisis]

the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it