Roger Klotz

Ace Parallel Parker

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

Met a cabbie from ACK who talked about how many sobbing brides he’s had in his cab when daddy pays six figures for an island wedding and they show up to weather like this.

[Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent]

A reliable source at one of the island’s churches tells the Current there are at least 34 weddings scheduled on the island this weekend 😬

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

.@SouthwestAir yesterday was obviously a pretty brutal travel day for everyone. But the 9/21 crew on flight 671 from Nashville to Boston deserves a ton of credit. It was the end of a very long day for all of us and they could not have been better.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Who's cutting onions in here?

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Trump running on lower gas prices and no more foreign wars and then starting a war with Iran that literallly everyone except Pete Hegseth knew was going to be a quagmire has to be on the shortlist for dumbest political blunders in American history.

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Just paid $4.27/g for gas in suburban Massachusetts but knowing that it’s now called Lake America makes it all worth it

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@SueOC_NBCBoston @loobyloo3981 Don’t even bother trying to present facts to these simpletons

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

This. All day, every day.

Reddington is premiere defense attorney. You all are pathetic internet detectives 😆

[Sue O'Connell: COMMENTATOR, not a reporter @SueOC_NBCBoston]

So you think you know more than Kevin Reddington?
If there were any evidence that Patrick Clancy had a role in the deaths of his three children, Reddington would use it.
A lawyer who has spent his entire career identifying the strongest available defense does not concede the act if there could be any chance of tying Patrick to it.
Reddington has never left evidence on the table.

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@mikewichter They need to mute him once the ball is snapped and not turn it on until Socci gives the all-clear.

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@StwrtGrffn @tylermilliken_ @Sean_McAdam “But he tries.” Guy started calling baseball way before Orsillo, and he’s better at it. It was unfortunate what happened to D.O. but he wasn’t Vin Scully. It’s been over ten years and fanboys need to move on.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Red Sox were down 2-0.
Red Sox were down 4-0.
Red Sox were down 4-2.
Red Sox were down 5-2.
Red Sox were down 5-3.
Red Sox were down 7-5.
Red Sox were down 7-6.
Red Sox were down 9-7.
Red Sox were down 9-8.
Red Sox were down 10-9.
Red Sox were down 11-10.

Red Sox won the game.

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

Big Papi comes through in the clutch!

David Ortiz hit a 3 run HR in the bottom of the 9th to give the Red Sox a 9-8 win over the Indians.

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

No surprise Jarren rhymes with Karen

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@jeffisrael25 Hate Duran. Hated him since his rookie year. Should have traded him when his stock was high. Get outta here.

[Mikewichter @mikewichter]

the only answer is coffee

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@mikewichter broke my scaphoid a few years ago. X-rays showed nothing. Ultimately was an ultra sound that pin-pointed it. Their medical staff sucks, but not for this.

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@20YearsAgoSport That ‘06 team looked like a pennant winner. Injuries killed them

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

@OnlyInBOS Absolutely did not “charge the mound.” Mouthed off and got a face full of glove.

[Roger Klotz @Bgeils]

The dumbest people

[Acyn @Acyn]

Bartiromo: I don't understand how Iran has the capabilities to fight this way because the U.S. has obliterated Iran's military, and the president continues to reiterate that.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The CHIPS Act funds the production of chips using leading-edge **transistors**

And now you can probably figure out why he thinks these companies needed transgender people to qualify.

We are truly living in the dumbest of times.