Burton 'Gus' Guster

Tap Dancer, Pharmaceutical Rep, and Psych Detective.

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@ShawnySpencer Put the bunnies down. It must be hard to type with them in your hands.

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@ShawnySpencer we have plenty of other fantasies we can fulfill together. I'm not passing this one up.

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@ShawnySpencer I'm not leaving forever, it'll just be for a week.

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@ShawnySpencer I can't help where my job takes me. Maybe you should get a job with a company that lets you travel.

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@ShawnySpencer @JBROCKnROLL Because she's trying to say True That. Not Tru Dat.

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@JBROCKnROLL @ShawnySpencer You two have no idea what it feels like to have a head of perfect cocoa roundness.

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@ShawnySpencer I can believe he's still there, since he wasn't under the tree. You know I wanted to make that Portable Bunny High Basket

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@HollyIMerriday We only argue about things that matter. @ShawnySpencer is trying to steal my Milk Duds.

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@ShawnySpencer And yet you clearly failed to control your impulse to not eat your candy before we got back to my place.

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@ShawnySpencer You ate your bag of sour patch kids on the drive home. Remember that speech you gave me about self control?

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You all are my witnesses. @ShawnySpencer owes me a new pie.

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@DanaYumi @ShawnySpencer You don't have to warn me He threw the bubble wrap from my mom's new mug set in the air while he ran for the fridge

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@ShawnySpencer You had better start thinking of a payment for that pie. And don't think you can just ask my mother to make another one.

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@HollyIMerriday But Pie is still the worst offense.

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@HollyIMerriday Though I think I'm more concerned that Dr. Lawson isn't returning any calls despite the fact I gave him a clicky pen.

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@HollyIMerriday The Pie. Wallets can be replaced and Agent Burke returned it to me afterward.

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@ShawnySpencer You did not just lick my pie and then tweet about it.

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@ShawnySpencer Don't you dare touch the pie my mom was saving for me. It had my name on it in whipped cream.

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@ShawnySpencer taping a string to the inside of your mouth does work Shawn.

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@psych_o_avy21 I think you might want this shirt more then the Delicious Flavor one: http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=284233