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My goal is to write 1,460 consecutive (funny) tweets.

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I hate it when performers ask me to put my hands in the air like I just don’t care. Because I do care. I care a lot. I care too much.

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Are you saying a bucket list isn’t a list of buckets I’d like to have before I die?

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You call it an ice cream sundae, but since it has a banana and a cherry, I’ll continue to call it fruit salad.

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It’s not a gambling problem when you’re winning

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If a broken clock is right twice a day, then apparently there are two points in the day where the time is LOW BATTERY

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@jpalmiotti @Demonpuppy

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@ColleenDoran https://t.co/tPol9JKUCz

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According to Ticketmaster, my favorite artists are Weezer, Muse, and Stadium Event Parking

[CarBot @CarBotAnimation]

🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎁

Follow us, like and RT this post for a chance to win one of our Zergling plushies!

Giveaway ends on Feb 25th at 8pm EST. 3 winners will be announced on the 26th. GL HF 😃

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@thedanjurgens Armageddon 2001 was the book that got me hooked on comics, so it was a real thrill to see Waverider in Generations Shattered. Thanks for all the old memories and new thrills! https://t.co/fkLfbxqr34

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@AmyGGiants @SFGiants My father, Gil, was a lifelong Giants fan, so it was a real thrill to treat him to a behind-the-scenes tour of the park, where he could actually sit in the real Giants dugout. He passed away six years ago, but I always think about him when I'm watching the games. #sfgmemories

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Take the nuts out of Rocky Road ice cream and call it Paved Road

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@chockenberry I’ve used this app every day since it was released. Looking forward to running it on ‘Apple Silicon’

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@patloika Yeah!

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@patloika @BincFoundation @Creators4Comics @TomRaney_art $200

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@TomRaney_art @BincFoundation $600 for Adam Warlock (w/Infinity Gauntlet)

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I don’t care what the name of the shampoo is, it’s not intended to wash your shoulders.

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@WSS_Memorial @Yascha_Mounk https://t.co/W6XMP2xzRs

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Everyone knows you can’t grow watermelons in your stomach just from swallowing the seeds. You also need to swallow dirt.

[Tony Starch @_CakeBawse]

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.