BHS Blueprint

The offical twitter page for the BHS Blueprint!

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School Emergencies that Mr. Paske Should Declare

Story by BHS Blueprint Staff

Ideas include "Build a wall, and make the Andover kids pay for it" and "Slash everyone’s tires to prevent speeding in the parking lot."

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Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day or Cold Day

Cabin Fever? No fear, Blueprint has a compiled list of exceptional ideas to help you take advantage of this unplanned time off.

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@Theflateartherz @FlatEarthOrg @FlatProof @_FlatEarthNow @FlatEarth_HQ Our writer is trying to find specific flat earth arguments. What is your best argument for why the earth is flat? Thank you!

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One of our writers is working on a story about whether the earth is flat or round.

For all flat-earthers, why do you believe that the earth is flat? Thank you!

#flatearth
#flatearthsociety
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How To Step On Your Jokes To Make Them More Funny So That People Will Like Them

"In order to make sure that people always understand your jokes, you must explain in detail why your joke is funny immediately after telling it."

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How to Make 2019 the Best Year of Your Life

Helpful tips include "Flex on everyone with your Costco card" and "Watch an uplifting movie, such as Apocalypse Now, or read an uplifting book such as Where the Red Fern Grows."

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Do you need last-minute holiday gift ideas? The Blueprint is here to help!

Ingenious gift ideas include Caillou merchandise, leftover Halloween candy, and Arby's coupons.

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Conspiracy Theory: What are Teachers Really Doing during CT Time?

"The real reason we have this “CT Time” is because all the teachers are attending a highly secretive gathering in Ms. Towne’s room."

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Opinion: Fitness Standards: Accurate or Sexist?

Story by Laima Liulevicius

"Society’s stereotypes have caused women to be less active."
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Tips for Handling Awkward Social Situations

Helpful pointers include "Diffuse the situation with a deafening blast from an air horn" and "If you don’t know what to say, call your mom and ask for advice."

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Ms. Towne Quotes (Trimester 1)

Story by Corrine Olson

“I’ve given up on humanity- that’s why I’m a teacher.”

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As the 2nd trimester begins, take time to review the BHS Blueprint's tips for getting teachers to like you.

Helpful pointers include "Exclusively call your teacher by their first name" and "Ask 'When does class end?' 15 minutes into class."

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BHS Snapshot: ODA Deer Dissection

Story by Laima Liulevicius

FYI: This article contains images of deer organs.
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Bengal Blackout: Class 6A State Quarterfinal

Story and pictures by Laima Liulevicius and Lindsey Fields

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How to Behave at a Football Game

Story by BHS Blueprint Staff

Helpful tips include "Bring binoculars but only look at the other spectators" and "Reenact every play in the bleachers."
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Overview of the Dear Evan Hansen Deluxe Album

Story by Corrine Olson
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Ideas for Blaine’s Social Score System

The BHS Blueprint staff theorizes what a Social Credit System at Blaine High School would - or should - look like.
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The BHS Blueprint is holding a Short Story Writing Contest for the month of November!

Submit your Short Story to [email protected]

ALL quality stories will be published and the first place winner will be featured in the Blueprint’s hard copy.

https://t.co/kgPnyrB3Ew

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Fit for the Future Construction

Story by Sara Johnson

"The Fit for the Future construction plan aims to add more space to our overpopulated school in hopes to prepare for future students and to make sure that the school stays up to date."
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The Star-Mangled Banner

Story by Bag Levarnca, Writer

"Every time that the blind attend an event where the national anthem plays, they are reminded of their disability in the most cruel way possible."
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