School Emergencies that Mr. Paske Should Declare
Story by BHS Blueprint Staff
Ideas include "Build a wall, and make the Andover kids pay for it" and "Slash everyone’s tires to prevent speeding in the parking lot."
https://t.co/MkebV9f486
Top 10 Things to do on a Snow Day or Cold Day
Cabin Fever? No fear, Blueprint has a compiled list of exceptional ideas to help you take advantage of this unplanned time off.
https://t.co/IZ7zGfvWT0
How To Step On Your Jokes To Make Them More Funny So That People Will Like Them
"In order to make sure that people always understand your jokes, you must explain in detail why your joke is funny immediately after telling it."
https://t.co/kem4VwICw7
How to Make 2019 the Best Year of Your Life
Helpful tips include "Flex on everyone with your Costco card" and "Watch an uplifting movie, such as Apocalypse Now, or read an uplifting book such as Where the Red Fern Grows."
https://t.co/UKjr5zGWEh
Do you need last-minute holiday gift ideas? The Blueprint is here to help!
Ingenious gift ideas include Caillou merchandise, leftover Halloween candy, and Arby's coupons.
https://t.co/aTus6us8rf
Conspiracy Theory: What are Teachers Really Doing during CT Time?
"The real reason we have this “CT Time” is because all the teachers are attending a highly secretive gathering in Ms. Towne’s room."
https://t.co/GhRDROYx0d
Opinion: Fitness Standards: Accurate or Sexist?
Story by Laima Liulevicius
"Society’s stereotypes have caused women to be less active."
https://t.co/O7aLBqreZv
Tips for Handling Awkward Social Situations
Helpful pointers include "Diffuse the situation with a deafening blast from an air horn" and "If you don’t know what to say, call your mom and ask for advice."
https://t.co/4acyA2PjGs
As the 2nd trimester begins, take time to review the BHS Blueprint's tips for getting teachers to like you.
Helpful pointers include "Exclusively call your teacher by their first name" and "Ask 'When does class end?' 15 minutes into class."
https://t.co/z3kEbBSMiB
How to Behave at a Football Game
Story by BHS Blueprint Staff
Helpful tips include "Bring binoculars but only look at the other spectators" and "Reenact every play in the bleachers."
https://t.co/TWbR2XpS3A
Ideas for Blaine’s Social Score System
The BHS Blueprint staff theorizes what a Social Credit System at Blaine High School would - or should - look like.
https://t.co/PQpw3KO3mE
The BHS Blueprint is holding a Short Story Writing Contest for the month of November!
Submit your Short Story to [email protected]
ALL quality stories will be published and the first place winner will be featured in the Blueprint’s hard copy.
https://t.co/kgPnyrB3Ew
Fit for the Future Construction
Story by Sara Johnson
"The Fit for the Future construction plan aims to add more space to our overpopulated school in hopes to prepare for future students and to make sure that the school stays up to date."
https://t.co/KQU7FguFrl
The Star-Mangled Banner
Story by Bag Levarnca, Writer
"Every time that the blind attend an event where the national anthem plays, they are reminded of their disability in the most cruel way possible."
https://t.co/Vmrv70Nv5h