Ben Bresnahan

Hakuna Matata

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

Water is not wet.

[Shannon Miller @ShannonL_Miller]

Here is a beautiful hill.

Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m hungover”
- Lame
- Big deal
- Get off the couch

“The gods have punished me for my indulgences”
- Oh damn
- That sounds serious
- Shall I prepare a healing poultice?

[FOX13 Memphis @FOX13Memphis]

BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee. https://t.co/AadakHWGdh

[Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf]

Just the absolute coldest walk-off, series-winning HR celebration you could have as a 24-year-old rookie whose walk-up song is the SpongeBob Squarepants theme song

[Get Rich Or Get Drunk Trying @GROGDTPodcast]

I made 96K a year working four days a week as a bartender and people would still ask me when was I going to get a real job.

A reminder that misery loves company.

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

Bro y’all Ohio people just pick someone when you’re 18.5 years old and then like… deal with them forever no matter what?

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

@christian7843 us

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

I love my job

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

@PaulBrown_UK Hilton head island, South Carolina. Huge Ohio/Cleveland population. Great food, drinks, beaches, and views. Probably only 30 mins out of the way on your route. 45 minutes north east of Savannah Georgia.

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

This is high art

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

girls be like “have a good day” after they fuckin ruin it

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i want her so bad 😩🥴

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[I AM THE OFFICIAL OPPOSITION @PossumBlu]

Once again....

I am here to remind you that no amount of recycling or using metal straws or any of that green doing stuff can undo the damage big corporates do....

[LeBron History 🏀 @bronhistory]

If I was Paul Pierce, I’d hate LeBron too.

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

@SarahConk Don’t do it you’re the only one on here I follow who tweets

[not glock rivers @SidStrausburg]

nothing like gagging from your tooth paste bc u randomly think of rumple minze 😎

[rockstar @cadefart]

i finally quit drinking for good

now i drink for evil

[Ben Bresnahan @BHS_peggy]

@mollief627 Bro I was trying to find cream cheese the other day. Literally makes no sense where they keep shit

[prance @bocxtop]

now i get why my grandparents were asleep all the time cuz why the fuck would i want to be conscious for this shit

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

When someone asks for thoughts and prayers