Armor Abs Crabs

Gator don't play no shit, ya, ya feel me?!? Gator never been about that, never NEVER been about playin no shit

[Armor Abs Crabs @BIFFPERRY]

Man this Texas heat ain’t got shit on Florida

[Armor Abs Crabs @BIFFPERRY]

They just need to go to financial management classes/seminars cause they be making it sound like 7 milly after taxes ain’t shit. Nigga you don’t have to care of the whole family. Your mom is FINE with a $600,000 house and then give her $200,000. Youll get more money next year fuk

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[BoveiDaDon♥️🦉 @BoveiDaDon]

Drake was making hits every year and still making hits!! There is no greater talent!

[(st_ides) @benjamins_st]

This was Drake to Sauce walka's girl on ICEMAN‼️😂🤣😭. Bro bullied him so much he declared himself a pimp‼️😂🤣😂😭😭

[DaniHealz333💛💫✨ @DaniHealz333]

🤣😂😭The caption

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

What's the 1?

[TheCompany™️©️ @The_Real_Yay]

They wild for that his skit! 🤣😭🔪💀

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

They say players in the modern NBA don’t play defense

What in the world are you supposed to do with this?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Multitasking vs focus

[Mallie the Menace @jermaunee]

Literacy has always been under attack, for centuries, because being smart makes you harder to manipulate.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This movie was so black for absolutely no reason, I love it 🖤

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

“Please respond to this email by the 10th”

Me opening and reading the email on the 27th:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Greatest commercial EVER!!!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She tore that tf UP whew ZERO lies were told. #They are ADDICTED

[Armor Abs Crabs @BIFFPERRY]

Bbq’d for the first time. I did Iiaght 💅🏾

[Edits That Goes Hard 🔥 @EditsGoesHard]

This is a whole definition of the 2000s 🫠

[Clip Master @Clip_Master__]

The coach just walked away.