Bill

An inner monologue, 140 characters or less

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Consistent and quality cuts every time. Sometimes you don’t really know what you have until it’s gone. What a great run it was, have to give respect where respect was due. Bought her and her husband dinner to say goodbye. But we know it’s more of a “see you later” instead.

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Just parted ways with my hairdresser of nearly seven years. Since pre COVID I have been used to walking into the predominantly women’s salon and shooting the shit with Amanda. Catching up on life. Talking work. Getting the hair conditioned, washed, and cut with zero nonsense.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

OH MY GOODNESS🤯

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

#Back

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Cam Young against the continent of Europe

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Watching my 23 year old QB get clowned by the entire internet even though I saw him be an all-pro, MVP runner-up and make a Super Bowl in year 2.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Goodnight everybody. I need everyboby to lock in. It doesn’t matter if you’re the Qb, the equipment manager or watching from home. #7 #NEPats

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Am I wrong for being annoyed after giving technically not the name on the order though?

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Picked up a pizza that I ordered for myself tonight (nbd killer Friday) from a place I’ve ordered maybe three dozen times. Arrive, ask for a “North End Special for Bill” guy checks the three done pizzas, none for me. “Give us eight minutes, something’s up with our system.” Ok pal

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Comes back five minutes later with one of the now two remaining pizzas from on top of the oven: “Would it be under William?”

Yes dude. It would also be under William.

(That’s why you don’t tip during checkout people)

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

The New England Patriots are in 1st place in the AFC East.

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Also low key first tweet in two years. Does anyone use X anymore?

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

I am pretty stressed out about the Ryder Cup.

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

@kennymo_10 @alexamnap In isolation / without the ice cream you still see adults eating M&M’s occasionally. You don’t see adults grabbing a bag of Hairbo gummy bears, or not as often.

Also just want to throw in, justice for crushed Oreos, or crushed Reese’s
Cups.

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

@alexamnap @kennymo_10 Truly it’s whatever you’re feeling when you step up to the window. And that’s the beauty of it. (M&M’s probably a bit more mature than gummy bears)

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

@kennymo_10 I just asked my wife (9 years industry experience at Fenway Golf) and she said it’s a bit childish. I agree and I think there are better toppings out there. But don’t let that stop you from ordering what YOU want.

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

Terrible @NBAonTNT cutting to a commercial halfway through the Celtics championship banner raise! Who greenlighted that?!

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

A champion once again 🏆

The winning moment for @RickieFowler @RocketClassic.

[Skratch @Skratch]

🥹

[Bill @BIGBILL124]

@dan_du4 @ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf If I could see the tweet I’d guess it involves a 80 yard skull on a shot that called for a 10 yard bump and run, and then a shameless advertisement wedged in for good measure. But dang, I can’t.