That Girl

One of none. 🫧

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

My favorite thing ever, is finding service providers who’s standards match mine.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

@SESAY_shesay @CorrynArryana @ElevatorSolange @kaecreates @taliah @jasminnichole_

[♍︎ @asaprania]

your friends will dead watch u get big af & wont say anything

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I remember when braids used to grow your hair … what are the new braiders DOING😩

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

Crack aside, you might be a good fit Pooh!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

The city of upper Marlboro will build a townhouse in your ass if you’re not paying attention.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

We really need the garage cleaned out. I can’t keep parking in this hot ass sun.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

Exactly this

[. @Taerantino]

Ngl I do be pocket watching, but I’m not a hater (in that sense) so it’s more like success watching lmfao I really be tryna figure out how niggas scoop up these entrepreneurs & magically increase their income. I need step by step.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

Summer camp is stressing me out so bad.

[Stallion Stats @MegansStats]

Megan Thee Stallion previews a new track on Instagram!

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

Glad I got out of my private school phase because, what you mean them kids been on summer break since last week!?

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

I hate when the mumbo sauce wrong.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

This isn’t normal!!!???

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Calculate time in reverse.
That is, if I have an appointment at 4, I start scheduling my whole day in reverse: I have to be there at 4, so I have to leave my house at 3:15 and be ready by 3:10. Getting ready takes 40 minutes, so I have to start by 2:30 at the latest, so I have to shower at 2. For that, I have to finish my chores at home, which I estimate will take about 2 hours, so I have to start at 12, but first I have to eat lunch, so I'll start cooking it at 11... and so on...

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

It’s 9:19am and I’ve already spent tew thousand dollars. SHUT IT BACK DOWN!

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

I NEED a night out on the town.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

I think I want to work from one of my friends houses tomorrow. Hmmm.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

I’m unreasonably tired

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

Janice, STFU.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

I want to go on vacation so bad.

[That Girl @BIGLXY]

Dropped his ass down east over.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

This spongebob episode was stressful as a kid

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’: