marc brookes

[Weneedtotalk @WNTT1]

Pepin and Meader finish their discussion on suggested podcast topics from a random website search. How could it go wrong?
@HectorCuevas https://t.co/vXimqvD3VV

[SafeProof.org @SafeProof]

How much do you #Drink ? https://t.co/s1MdchDvJA

[marc brookes @BIGMARC911]

I just entered to win the @SwiftyIRL Ultimate PC from @Razer and @OriginPC. Enter here: http://t.co/eavgq9XLa0 http://t.co/yPojPTh14u

[marc brookes @BIGMARC911]

Making it a little awkward to sleep....

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I've written twelve books on superstitions. With the same pen.

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I'm not saying it's hot in my house today, but two hobbits just walked past and threw a ring in the window.

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Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables.

[marc brookes @BIGMARC911]

Saying to a woman "you got lovely kids", she gets all proud. Whisper it in her ear she calls the cops!

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Praying is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. @rickygervais

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"Now, I'm no brain surgeon, but..."
Is what I like to say to my patients just before the anaesthetic kicks in.

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Look what I found

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What trainers do paedophiles wear? White Vans.

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@Bethblog Cant wait for the next fallout. Your all geniuses

[marc brookes @BIGMARC911]

I came here to kick ass and drink some milk. And I've finished my milk...

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Master of box making now... Workin up a sweat

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Well im not sure I want to know what the other 90% is..

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@SmoshGames @smosh give her some dixon cider

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@smoshanthony do you become a woman

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@DanNerdCubed now that hes in the uk you should do a collaboration with @pewdiepie

[marc brookes @BIGMARC911]

@pewdiepie you should play Saturn 9