Sam Humphries

Curly Haired Ball of Happiness.

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

What a beautiful day

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

@LFC hiya lads, can you leave the bald fella in Birmingham please, thanks

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

My hero my mate

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

When Higuain motorboated some fucking bird after scoring for Chelsea🤣

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

At this point just play the kids every week fucking hell

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United reach total agreement with Liverpool to sell Alexander Isak. Deal for 25yo striker worth £130m to #NUFC with solidarity, £125m cost to #LFC. Medical to be done on Monday before #DeadlineDay switch for Sweden international @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/SKEDxNm1JF

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for £130m transfer fee. Record move for Premier League.

Isak, on his way today for medical tests as new Liverpool player after long term deal agreed months ago.

It was always ONLY Liverpool for Isak.

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

ISAK IS COMING TO LIVERPOOL

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

@NVIDIAGeForceUK @maingear GeForce pc week

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

😭

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76.

More on his life and legacy 🖤 https://t.co/WNp5Npnexc

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

Oh what a beautiful morninggggg

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Christian Horner is to exit Red Bull Racing with immediate effect

#F1

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

Rest In Piece Champ ❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool Football Club are devastated by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota.

[Wildgate @playwildgate]

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[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Hahahahaha who did this, show yourselves

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 up those fucking reds.

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

RT @NBCSports: REPOST if you're watching the Rolex 24 at Daytona!

📺 : Peacock and NBC

[Joseph Timan @josephtiman]

The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???

[Sam Humphries @BIGSAM229]

@pfielding_ You’re doing yourself a dis-service there. He looked much worse than that

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

FULL TIME: Liverpool 2-0 Real Madrid