Big Ang

[MAH @matissearmani]

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Roy Keane is absolutely spot on here, but of course Manchester United fans won’t like hearing it.

This is a club that has been drowning in mediocrity for years, managers getting sacked, standards falling, players hiding, and the whole club moving like a mid-table project. Now the first time there’s a little bit of light, the main conversation is about assist records, documentaries, and interviews about personal numbers.

That’s exactly the problem Roy Keane is talking about.

The Manchester United team Keane played for didn’t celebrate assist records like trophies. They celebrated Premier League titles, Champions League nights, FA Cups, and dominance. That was the standard.

Messi has broken records that some players can only dream of, but you’ll never see him crying because a teammate stopped him from adding one more stat. Greatness doesn’t beg for validation.

Bruno’s record is impressive, no doubt, but he’s doing too much. You can’t be moving like you’ve completed football when Manchester United are still nowhere near where they’re supposed to be.

At a club like United, assists should be part of the job not the headline of the season.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Assist your club to win the league

[Gaz Collins @gazcol]

Wrong again Harry.

The way to finish a season is to lift a trophy.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Now that Arsenal are out of the way, does anyone know what channel the Bruno Fernandes assist trophy lift is on?

[David Icke @davidicke]

The same people behind data centres tell you that 'human-caused global warming' is a threat to our existence. They are LAUGHING at you - especially those that buy the 'global warming' bullshit.
They are the same people who say we must reduce energy use and destroy the environment with wind turbines and solar panels while their data centres consume beyond belief levels of energy and water.
LAUGHING-AT-YOU.

[- @sulkfenomeno]

He’s obviously right and the reaction to this shows how far standards have dropped.

At a club of this prestige, celebrating this trivial record like you’ve won the league, doing tribute posts, seeing stuff like Lammens run the length of the pitch to celebrate, is embarrassing.

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

“It’s a circus act!” 😡

Roy had plenty to say about Bruno Fernandes’ assist record on the latest episode of Stick to Football… 🗣️

[Gaz Collins @gazcol]

Captain of Manchester United bleating on about how important his meaningless assist stats are to him while we haven’t been close to winning the title for over 13 years now.

And people wonder why we aren’t a serious club anymore 🤮

[Le Mod @LeModFootball]

Prem club, 12 points clear of relegation, have never won a trophy, FA Cup 5th round tie at home, make 9 changes. Pathetic stuff

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

Look at him trying to convince everyone he’s a mentality monster.

just get out here man😭😭

[Henry Jackson @HenryJackson87]

Declan Rice is one of the most "for the cameras" players in years.

Constant performative nonsense.

[Mike @Mike87_United]

Absolute laughing stock. Grown fucking men. Honestly at no other football club do you get this nonsense. Probably asks SAF what time he should go to bed. Pathetic.

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

The Solskjaer bounce was so great that he took over a team in 6th … & finished the season in 6th.

My memory is less of those 14 wins in his first 19 games in all comps & more the deeply concerning results/displays from mid March onwards.

But hey let’s revise the past

#mufc

[Mike @Mike87_United]

@samuelluckhurst He’s right. Unfortuantly we have some fans who don’t actually care how good any of these players really are, they just want academy minutes for the sake of academy minutes.

[〽️ikey @michaeI11_]

‘Putting the bowlers under pressure’ is such nonsense. They all play T20 cricket, they don’t give a fuck if you hit them for four. Putting them under pressure is making them bowl for hours without getting a wicket. That’s more pressure than getting sliced through third man

[Evan Morgan Grahame @Evan_M_G]

Majestic #Ashes