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Repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Sony PlayStation how dare you

[onodela @_onodela]

アメリカ名物のテキサスロードハウスで16oz （約454g）のデカステーキを頼んだら、食べてる途中で店員さんがもう一皿持ってきて困惑。

「すみません、最初のは14ozだったので作り直しました！ただです！」

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@benaveryisgood

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@CaudilloXIV

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Showing up to the function in my limited edition Kevin Spacey ring

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

Just saw a pregnant Haitian woman at the grocery store.

Called ICE immediately.

Can't take any chances, these days.

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

Actually insane that this isn't the case already

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

You guys are more insufferable than the other side and the other side is fucking ISRAEL

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

What makes you American is holding American ideas. Also, you don't need to hold any of those ideas to be American

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TradRevivalOperator 🇻🇦🌲 @Isaiahfloz]

POV: You're outside grilling on the 4th of July, and you remember that 4 women decided that your children can no longer have a country because placing ANY standards on what counts as citizenship is "really mean" so you have to allow your country to be invaded by foreigners.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

>youth begins to shift right for the first time in 40 years
>several governments immediately clamp down, ban it for kids, introduced digital ID

[AussieLoyalist @LoyalistAussie]

“They’re burning down mosques in Ireland.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

In Taxi Driver, in 1976, 50 pushups and 50 pull-ups each day was considered a mentally-ill level of exercise, unneeded for anything except to be a terrorist threat.

[BIG MOOF @BIG_MOOF]

@escapefrommelos What's the propensity of autists having massive asses?