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[Pat Ram @Celtics_PRam]

2nd Apron penalties destroy Celtics championship roster.

NBPA: 🦗🦗 🦗

2nd Apron penalties make NBA’s newest superstar take 5% paycut.

NBPA:

[#SincereFC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

Just loaded up zombies on black ops 2 and died 1st round

[Celtics Lover @CelticsLover911]

So Boston has to gut the 2024 championship run team, but the moment it looks like it’ll affect the Thunder and Spurs the NBPA decides it’s time for change?

[Udonis Haslem @ThisIsUD]

@Money23Green I see some things just don’t change. lol. You was on sucka shit four years ago when you swung on Jordan Poole and you on sucka shit now. I usually don’t engage but since you went so far left to get my attention here it is!!!

If you think your big 32 year old, 3 or 4 rings at the time having ass swinging on a 23 year old Jordan Poole at the time is the same then you are even more delusional that I thought.

First of all Bam is 28. Tyler is 26. Neither one of them got it all figured out yet. Maybe I was giving you too much credit at the time cause I thought you did so that’s why I commented. 2nd, anyone who knows bam knows he’s strong as baby bear. If he would’ve unloaded on Tyler 100% it’s over. You fired off on that young boy like it was a club punch and you never met him before in your life. 3rd yeah I did go at Jimmy. You damn right. The shit you pull in golden state and that shit he pulled in Chicago talking crazy to Hoiberg and disrespecting teammates in practice in Minnesota ain’t gon fly in the 305. So yeah. I checked his ass.

Call it heat culture or what ever you want but before I let one player disrespect Spo in front of the squad, cut his legs out and disrupt what 15 other guys tryin to get accomplished, I’ll kick his ass. I owe that to ZO and Tim and Glen and the rest of my OGs.

Ion really vibe you and I think you know that so unless it’s me on prime talking hoops I won’t mention you at all. You brought me into this and I am retired and out the way. I suggest you keep it pushing cause I ain’t giving out no more hall passes bra!

[Alex @Alexzachary305]

Celtics were the first real casualty of the second apron and new cba for building a team the right way, and NOW when it affects anyone else they want to change it LOL

[J #KCFC 🇦🇷 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @PORTD0]

Love island Fc we out

[Mari @mrcapsaveahoe1]

Just played zombies black ops 2 and died round 1

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Don’t think chemistry will be an issue between these two 🤣

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Bam Adebayo and Tyler Herro got into a physical altercation in Las Vegas on Friday in which Adebayo struck Herro, sources tell ESPN.

[It’s me, baby 🫶🏽 @Amber_doll81]

I want him to show men how quickly these guts can go away if you lock in. I’m rooting for him

[♓︎ #OSAMATRINLADEN @prettyistic]

goodnight

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

The same people saying the Celtics won’t make the playoffs will be the ones saying Jayson Tatum has a superteam by January.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Tracy @tracywine145]

He’ll be saying “Tatum has a super team” by November.

[#SincereFC @Coop0515_]

- Sent Sol packing and got back Melanie
- Sent Amora packing and got back Melanie
- Went through movie night untouched
- Sent Corbin home for trying to backdoor us
- Beat the greatest press of all time from Melanie’s sister

Build a statue in Fiji for him

[Agent Smith @BIG_Swat]

How many are contact non foul calls

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

2025-26 Most Lost Ball Turnovers…

Need to tune up the ball security

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: After FIVE hours of debate, Paraguay’s Senate passed a majority vote motion condemning senator Celeste Amarilla’s racist remarks about Kylian Mbappé and rejecting all forms of racism & discrimination.

The Senate also said that Amarilla’s comments do NOT represent the position of the Paraguay National Chamber.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Kawhi Leonard trade to Raptors won't be completed until the investigation into the Clippers is complete.

[🕺🏽 @QuanStfu]

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[Agent Smith @BIG_Swat]

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