How about pouring "Gorilla" glue all over their yard! They get stuck in it like a mouse trap, then fall over onto it trying to get out. Then we cover them in FEATHERS and post it online!
[ He closes his eye, proud of himself. ]
A smile can be seen in his eye. He shuffles his hands together.
" OH, OH! NOW you're talking! Boy do I love a good prank. Can we prank some flesh bags together? "
I'm wearing a different tie today is why! Thought I'd suit red!
I'm doing GREAT! The Pines are great. Everything's great. Including you, you godforsaken beautiful soul!