💜Bill Woodward💜

⠀ ⠀﹔ ⠀HERE'S THE THING! IF YOU JUST WORK A LITTLE HARDER, YOU'LL GET BY!
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ㅤ30-something divorcee with a daughter. FUCK CLIVESDALE!

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

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I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL , AND THAT WAY YOU'D WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND , BOYFRIEND !
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[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@ENTERBASTARD 👎

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@Grays0nTwain_ I don't like him

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

Why do i have to share a cubicle with him he stinks

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@Grays0nTwain_ @k1ttycatMelissa If ted's allowed to wear 6969 layers of cologne we're allowed to swear

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@k1ttycatMelissa //we ALL remember that scene in tgwdlmr where they uhhhhh gayed .yes

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@Grays0nTwain_ If *i* start smelling like him cause of the sheer amount of cologne he uses, I swear...

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@Grays0nTwain_ His cologne is everywhere it smells awful.

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@k1ttycatMelissa Exactlyyyyyy.

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@StephLautss @MRDAV1DS0N @ccrptech_paul @Grays0nTwain_ @CharSweetlyCCRP @Bastard0fTime @k1ttycatMelissa Whats inappropriate about 2 paperclips
i'll have to ask ted

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@c00lasithinkiam 😦

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

@BLXCKC0FFEE So you saw the water was bright purple and just thought that was normal????

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

Okay who put grape koolaid in the water cooler again? Had to be ted...

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

You're too kind.

[𝕋𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕤𝕜𝕚 @Bastard0fTime]

I hate you.

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

Nah it had to be you 😋👍

[𝕋𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕤𝕜𝕚 @Bastard0fTime]

Oh, I dunno, maybe the FIFTY OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS OFFICE???

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

Well who else could it have been!

[𝕋𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕤𝕜𝕚 @Bastard0fTime]

You blame me for everything!

[ُ @grnte]

love blinds even the clearest eye.

[💜Bill Woodward💜 @BILLWOODWARDS]

Did anything happen? I was out uhh. doing stuff.